"gw" wrote in message
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"Philip Lewis" wrote in message
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I know we can do better...
Warning... some are somewhat crude... but that's sometimes the point,
isn't it.







How about:
001. Want to play mortise and tenon?
002. Want to see my curlies?
003. It's not just sharp, it's scary.
004. I have some excess moisture in my wood i need to get rid of.
005. I'm an expert at French polishing.
006. I have some lovely crotch wood I'd like to show you.
http://www.hobbithouseinc.com/person.../_crotches.htm
007. You have a lovely tail, dove.


(add your lines here


I'd plow a dado in that any day.

Wanna play with my tools?

Got Wood? Want some?

Nice Shaker Pegs.

My other tool is a 10 inch SAW.





Wanna see my (clamp) rack?
Woodworkers do it by hand.

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Bill Pounds
http://www.billpounds.com