Rick wrote:
If I wack myself with a hammer, it hurts, if I slip with a chainsaw I
need sombody to call the air ambulance :-) My neighbours are so far
away, they would not hear the screams, and sheep can't go get help -
useless animals.

That's why Lassie was a dog and why Perendale Rescue never made it as a
tv series, even in New Zealand

Owain