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Default OT: Ring The Door Bell, Dammit

On Thursday, June 10, 2021 at 1:18:47 PM UTC-4, Marilyn Manson wrote:
On Thursday, June 10, 2021 at 12:33:05 PM UTC-4, wrote:
On Thursday, June 10, 2021 at 8:08:23 AM UTC-4, Wade Garrett wrote:
Attention Delivery Drivers:

When you deliver a package, ring the damn door bell. Don't just drop it-
or toss it- near the front door and run.

If you don't, it can sit there for hours- or even overnight- offering up
a fat target to porch pirates...or getting soaked in the rain- like
yesterday's delivery by the Amazon van.

Attention Delivery Drivers:

Go to the back door and place the package on the table that we have
provided, underneath the overhang that will protect it from the elements.

I sure hope that that is your version of sarcasm.


It's a little sarcastic, but it's also true. We want our packages delivered
to the back door. The table is mostly for our convenience (for example, to
set down a bag of groceries while I unlock the door), but it's also nice
to have packages put on it.

Cindy Hamilton