On 2020-06-10 7:05 p.m., Rod Speed wrote:


"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Wed, 10 Jun 2020 13:06:07 +0100, Davej wrote:

On Wednesday, May 20, 2020 at 7:32:52 PM UTC-5, Commander Kinsey wrote:
Why are stairlifts so slow?* A whole minute to get upstairs is not
acceptable for an old person desperate for the toilet.

Well, turn it into a toilet seat. Problem solved.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B001HP7AQE

Then acceleration really would be a problem.

But you wouldn't need acceleration, stupid.

he could poop faster