"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Fri, 22 May 2020 03:40:53 +0100, Rod Speed
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 16:30:35 +0100, Hawk wrote:

On 5/21/2020 12:56 AM, John wrote:
On Thu, 21 May 2020 11:59:29 +1000, Rod Speed wrote:

"Commander Kinsey" wrote in message
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On Thu, 21 May 2020 01:53:30 +0100, Rod Speed

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Commander Kinsey wrote

Why are stairlifts so slow?

Costs a lot more to go much faster and still be safe.

I'm not asking for fast, just say.... walking speed! They all go at
some stupidly low speed about half a mile an hour. There's no way
anyone would consider double that to be dangerous.

A whole minute to get upstairs is not acceptable for an old person
desperate for the toilet.

Only the demented cant anticipate the need and go earlier.

Or anyone who's old.

That's bull****. I anticipate that I might need to take a **** or
****
before leaving the house and do so before I leave if I need to.

And how about to answer the door?

Much cheaper to have a decent doorbell system that allows you to tell
who ever knocked on the door that you are coming.

Some of us get real radical and have one that works even if we arent
home so we can tell the indivual at the door that we arent home and
when we will be home or where to leave what they are bringing.
Or tell them that your cant come to the door so they wont break in a
loot the place.

The demented wear nappys anyway.

It's a wonder that you have any **** left.

I want to live in Rod's world. He does EVERYTHING perfect and never has
problems. His way is always the best way. Rod for president! Oh damn,
he's not a US citizen. WHEW!

He's a geek controlling his life with his phone.

Much more often with the other stuff like the Philips Hue
system, the google home minis and the Echo Dots.

It'd be funny if it was dropped, broken, lost, stolen etc.
No big deal, I'd use the previous one. Effortlessly since
iphones automatically keep them all fully synched. Just
turn the spare on and carry on regardless.

Thanks for proving your geekyness, you really do not need all that ****.

It isnt about need, its about what is more convenient, stupid.

But they I'm nor a completely unemployable parasite
that only gets to use what others chuck out.