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Default Why are stairlifts so slow?

On 23/5/20 11:23 am, Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 22 May 2020 04:12:48 +0100, Xeno wrote:

On 22/5/20 1:00 pm, williamwright wrote:
On 22/05/2020 01:47, Commander Kinsey wrote:

On that subject, I was once told it's impossible to pee with an
erection.* Discuss.

So you've never had an erection?

Bill


Impossible for him to get an erection, he doesn't have a dick.


Then the appropriate word would be "she".* Please learn basic English.


Mea culpa, the word I should have used is *it* since you've obviously
been castrated.

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