On 2019-03-15 11:49 a.m., Commander Kinsey wrote:
On Fri, 15 Mar 2019 17:47:11 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke
wrote:

On 3/14/2019 3:12 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I've yet to come across any old person who wouldn't like their
stairlift to get there quicker.* For goodness sake, they're either
trying to answer the door, or get to the loo before they wet
themselves, and the thing runs at less than half a mile an hour.* Are
they powered by hamsters or something?

Wot?* Are you askin' if yer brain is hampster-powered?

Can you not read English?


i say rev the stairs up to 60 mph ,
and fling them right across the room at the top ,
or on the down side you can slam them right through the floor