On Fri, 15 Mar 2019 17:47:11 -0000, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:

On 3/14/2019 3:12 PM, Commander Kinsey wrote:
I've yet to come across any old person who wouldn't like their stairlift to get there quicker. For goodness sake, they're either trying to answer the door, or get to the loo before they wet themselves, and the thing runs at less than half a mile an hour. Are they powered by hamsters or something?

Wot? Are you askin' if yer brain is hampster-powered?

Can you not read English?