On Fri, 2 Mar 2018 19:34:19 -0700, Bob La Londe
wrote:
On 3/2/2018 6:25 PM, Ed Huntress wrote:
On Fri, 2 Mar 2018 18:18:39 -0700, Bob La Londe
wrote:

Every dial caliper I own (I think every one) or have owned says
shockproof right on the dial. Exactly what shock are they proof
against? Certainly not being dropped.

Finding out they're pregnant.



That might coincide with being dropped. Because when you drop one
you
know a new one is coming soon. LOL.

I think ****dress uses them to measure the artificial cervix he had
installed into his ****.