Quick fix (Pat. Pend.):

a) Obtain one small container of low-grade, but pure Olive Oil.
b) Obtain a small container of Zippo lighter fluid (made in Bradford, PA).
c) Obtain a small package of cotton swabs.

In a small dish, mix nineteen (19) drops of lighter fluid with one (1) drop of olive oil.

Saturate the end of one cotton swab in the material.

Stick it in your ear!

Peter Wieck
Melrose Park, PA