Oren formulated on Tuesday :
On Tue, 17 May 2016 14:55:51 -0700, Eagle wrote:

Well he did one other thing that fits into this thread...he used his
fingers to clean his ass while spraying the water.

... better than using poison ivy for striking paper.

Not many were trained to use that method during the toilet training
days. The only 'hole' we used was behind a bush, not a hole in a public
toilet I would guess. Picking your nose is a no-no until the hands are
washed...no?