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Default Clothing required for all pets and livestock

Effective Immediately:

Clothing will now be required for all pets and livestock. These animals
will be required to cover their sexual organs. If you have pets or
livestock, you have until the end of 2016 to comply!

The following body parts must be covered. Penis - Vagina - Nipples.

Our government is here to protect us!