Larry Jaques asks:

Larry Jaques wrote:
"were guests can relax, feed the fish and pee fowl"
"****in' chickens" isn't a familiar phrase. I wonder if
Andy Dingley could 'splain that for us O'er the Ponders.

Peacocks, Peahens, Peafowl.

Also known as "Guinea Hens"

Um, turn "literal" mode off for a minute, Nahmie. You
missed the fun entirely, suh.

Then again, where on EARTH are the poor hoteliers going
to find a decent Welsh-to-English translator?

Oh, it's not that hard. I've got an old buddy living in the desert, outside
Sonoita, who has spent a ton of time in Wales conducting motorcycle tours,
married a Welshwoman, and is fair with the English language. But maybe the
culture shock has gotten to him by now. Imagine the desert tan switching over
to Wales green.

Charlie Self
"The function of posterity is to look after itself." Dylan Thomas