In article ,
Larry Jaques wrote:
On Mon, 29 Mar 2004 21:44:39 -0700, philski
brought forth from the murky depths:

philski wrote:

Guys,
I came across this site while visiting the flyfishing newsgroup...
What the heck are they advertising anyway?

Philski
I forgot the URL...

Sorry:

http://www.cammarch.co.uk/

What part of "The Cammarch Hotel" don't you understand?
They're a bread and beckfast, of course, philski. And
the 6x7' suites are all thoroughly modern (now with
-heating- and -electricity-!)

Considering the locale, I suspect the room dimensions are
in meters.

I presume a 'beckfast' is a place where they encourage you
_not_ to eat meals, right?

They're in SERIOUS need of a copywriter because of their
run-on sentences you know what I mean guys I thought you
would?

"were guests can relax, feed the fish and pee fowl"
"****in' chickens" isn't a familiar phrase. I wonder if
Andy Dingley could 'splain that for us O'er the Ponders.

Not that it matters to _this_ crowd, but it's a simple spelling
error. "pea fowl" is what was meant. It's the term for
referring to both 'peacocks' and their female counterparts ("pea hens")