On 3/14/2012 11:37 PM, anorton wrote:

"George Plimpton" wrote in message
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On 3/14/2012 9:59 PM, anorton wrote:

"George Plimpton" wrote in message
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On 3/13/2012 11:28 AM, Hawke wrote:
On 3/12/2012 1:51 PM, anorton wrote:
The real author, George Plimpton, once put out a
criticism/challenge to
the AI community saying - regarding a chess-playing computer - that,
"The machine isn't going to walk out of the hotel there and start
doing
extraordinary things. It can't manage a baseball team, can't tell you
what to do with a bad marriage"

The George Plimpton who has been posting copious off-topic stuff here
(what real person has time for that) has been infuriating folks of
all
political stripes by ignoring the real gist of arguments,
resorting to
insults when all else fails, and responding with occasional
non-sequitors. All of these are characteristics of the bots
created to
try to pass the Turing test and win the Loebner prize. The last
clue to
me though was his mistaking the thread about home scale steel
production
as a political thread.


Nah, he's real. I can tell. He's one of those super egotistical guys
that thinks that because he has a college degree that he knows more
than
anyone else.

Nope. I never talk about how much I know. Where you're concerned, I
talk about what you *don't* know - usually because you *can't* know it.

So, George, bots have a difficult time with simple math word problems.
If you can answer this one below, it might help clear things up.
Avoiding a direct answer pretty much means you are a machine.

Alice and Bob go on a forty mile road trip. Alice drives for 20 minutes
and then they take a five minute rest break after which Frank drives 20
minutes. What was their average speed?

Can't say; speed involves two dimensions, distance and time, and
you've only given one. **** off with your stupid questions.

No, 40 mile trip, 40 minutes driving time, speed is 60 mph.

Nope - sorry, ****bag, nowhere did you say "speed is 60 mph." Look
again, cocksucker. Here's what you wrote:

Alice and Bob go on a forty mile road trip. Alice drives for 20
minutes and then they take a five minute rest break after which
Frank drives 20 minutes. What was their average speed?

Nothing about 60 mph, ****head. You lied. I knew you would lie.

In order to know the speed, ****head, you need to know the distance
covered over the 40 minutes of driving. You didn't specify it. You
****ed up. You always **** up.


I think this
is proof George is a bot. Interesting strategy, though, to avoid the
test as it could just say later that it did not read the problem carefully.


Try this one, ****wit. Guy intends to drive twice around a one mile
track, wants to average 60 mph. At conclusion of first lap, finds he
averaged 30 mph. How fast does he need to go on second lap so his
average for both is 60 mph?

What is the point of coming back with another math problem? [pointless blabber]

Why don't you just *say* that you don't know?