On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:24:39 -0000, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Thu, 11 Dec 2008 20:16:55 -0000, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
On Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:25:18 -0000, Michael A. Terrell wrote:
Peter Hucker wrote:
I have an honours degree.
Basket weaving doesn't count.
Physics and Digital Microelectronics.
Is it too late to get a refund?
In my day we were paid to get degrees. Then the governent ****ed the education system.
No. it was when they paid you.
Your humour is deteriorating.
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"That's the talking clock", the man replied, with a grin. "Let me show you how it works!" And with that, he gave the gong an ear-shattering pound with the hammer.
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