"Jeff Wisnia" wrote in message
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Said Marie with a look of some pain,
"I've biked over quite rough terrain."
"Though I enjoyed every ounce,
Of each jiggle and bounce,
I won't come (along) this way again!"

Reminds me of this:

Two Dutch girls are riding their old rickety bikes down the back streets of
Amsterdam one late afternoon. As it turns closer towards dusk, the
increasing darkness of the streets starts making the two girls a little
nervous when one girl leans over to the other and says, "You know, I've
never come this way before."

The other girl nods and says, "It's the cobblestones."