Smitty Two wrote:

I think the thing that irritates me the most is that this woman
appears to be a psychopath, masquerading as a real estate agent. I
hate deception.

Play to her strengths.

*Dead chicken on her doorstep

*Midnight call: "We know who you are and we know what you did"

*Call a cemetary. Tell them you are terrified of being buried alive and want
to arrange to have a telephone installed in your casket. Ask them to
research the possibilities and call you back. Give them her husband's name
and her number.

*Call animal rescue. Tell them you need a Rotweiller and are willing to pay
$200 for the next one that comes in. Leave her number.

*Take out an ad in the local community advertising newspaper that looks like
her obituary. When it appears, clip out copies and send to various
professional, trade, church, school, and tax authorities.

There are BOOKS containing these and other little jokes ("Make My Day" is
one).