On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 10:21:25 GMT, "dalecue"
wrote:

Dan wrote in message ...


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Let's adopt the following two amendments to the U.S. Constitution:

"The Congress shall have the power to declare war, and this time we
really do mean it."

"No person shall be denied life, liberty, or
property without due process of law, and this time we really do mean
it."

Blatantly copied from someone more clever than I

25 Rules For Being A Good Republican



1. At the most basic level, the liberal is an adolescent forever in
search of a world without moral consequence.

2. Freedom from moral consequence can only be secured by a
collectivist, totalitarian state.

3. The liberal religion reveres the twin gods of genitals and
government, and is overseen by a priesthood of psychologists.

4. "Freedom" to the liberal is strictly freedom of the genitals.

5. All non-sexual individual freedoms are despised by the liberal
because they demand moral responsibility.

6. The fundamental power struggle of the liberal is individual v.
collective. The individual must be relieved of all power in favor of
the collective.

7. Individualism demands moral responsibility. Collectivism hopes to
eliminate the need for moral responsibility.

8. The U.S. Constitution - specifically the individualistic Bill of
Rights - is the enemy of the liberal.

9. The liberal despises the United States because it is the premier
gaurantor and promoter of individualism in the world.

10. All institutions and concerns - schools, environment, courts, etc.
- serve no relevant purpose other than the promotion of collectivism.

11. Abortion is necessary to gaurantee genital freedom and eliminate
moral consequence.

12. The basis of psychology is the elimination of moral
responsibility.

13. The liberal must create an atmosphere of crisis and fear to
justify collectivist oppression.

14. Any religious person who believes or promotes moral consequence is
the enemy of the liberal and must be oppressed.

15. Despite decades of spectacular failure, the liberal clings to the
collectivist dream because it is far more than a theory of government.
It is a religion.

17. The liberal seeks to dominate any institution which can weaken or
destroy individual parental rights - public schools, child abuse
agencies, pediatric associations, etc..

18. The liberal applauds the imprisoning of homeschooling parents who
dare to raise their children outside the control of collectivist
public schools.

19. Private ownership of guns is the single greatest symbol of
individual power, and therefore despised.

20. All individual freedoms demand the responsible behaviour of the
individual, and therefore demand a moral code. Liberals despise
freedom because they despise morality.

21. The liberal loves Bill Clinton because of who he is, not in spite
of who he is.

22. The liberal despises national sovereignty which protects
individual freedoms.

23. The liberal promotes international governments (UN, EU, etc.)
which seek to destroy individualism protected by sovereign states.

24. The liberal fears any hint of individualism in any part of the
world, and is obsessed with the centralized control of all human
activity and thought.

25. "Multi-culturalism" is the code world for a single, oppressive,
collectivist culture.

26. Liberals speak often of tolerance, but only tolerate liberals.

27. The liberal seeks to criminalize any speech which promotes
morality or individualism as "hate speech".

28. Environmentalists lie as a matter of course.

29. The liberal's only method of debate is to insult and discredit
anyone who dares to disagree.

30. When possible, liberals opress anyone who questions their beliefs.

31. Liberals despise all innocence - especially the innocence of a
child.

32. Liberals seek the sexualization of children and the normalization
of pedophilia, all in the pursuit of genital freedom.

33. In the liberal mind, your freedom is their oppression.

34. Private property and individual wealth is integral to
individualism, and the enemy of the liberal.

35. The liberal hates you.

36. The liberal seeks to replace a moral world view with an emotional
world view.

37. The liberal typically chooses a career which produces nothing of
value - lawyer, bureaucrat, "activist", etc. - and uses government to
extract the wealth of others.

38. Liberal programs enrich liberals and do little to help the poor.

39. The liberal despises masculinity as a symbol of individual power.

40. Feminists groups are about lesbianism and socialism, not equal
rights for women.

41. Liberals are perfectly willing to destroy you financially, remove
your children, and imprison you for what you believe.

42. Liberals fear technology and change - because neither can be
centrally controlled.

43. Liberals are not obsessed with sex, but with promiscuity.
Promiscuity is the dominate theme of the liberal media culture.

44. Liberals despise the suburbs as a manifestation of individual
prosperity, private property ownership, and the family.

45. Liberals despise marriage and family because they are institutions
which frown on promiscuity.

46. Liberals despise the automobile as a symbol of individual freedom
and power.

47. Liberals seek to control public schools, and force all children
into them, in order to foster promiscuity and collectivist ideology in
children.

48. Other diseases kill millions more, but liberals are obsessed with
Aids because it is a moral consequence of promiscuity.

49. Liberals are more committed than conservatives because their
politics is also their religion.

50. Liberal activities are all about ego - to demonstrate "I care more
than you do" without really helping anyone.

51. Whenever a liberal expresses concern "for the children", they are
using and targeting children to expand promiscuity, collectivism, and
their own pocketbooks and egos.

52. Because collectivist politics is their only morality, liberals
have no problem with deceit, oppression, or violence in their pursuit
of collectivism.

53. Liberals are elitests who exempt themselves from the oppressive
rules they impose on the general population.

54. Liberals howl if a transvestite or convicted felon is even
slightly offended, but openly bash Christians.

55. Liberals dream of a return to a centralized, 1940's urban
environment. We all ride the bus from a small, dirty, big city
apartment to an 8-5 union job.

56. Liberals believe that wealth is static - anyone who makes money
must be stealing it from someone else.

57. Liberals claim to be against violence, but makes excuses for
liberals like Castro who torture political dissidents.

58. Liberals have enormous compassion for criminal predators, but
little for the victims.

59. Animal Rights activists despise humanity.

60. Liberals believe that passing religious values to children is a
form of child abuse.

61. Liberals use moralistic tones and catch-phrases like "social
justice", but their only moral is the accumulation of power 62.
Liberals ideologies tend inevitably towards world-wide
totalitarianism.

63. Liberals are never satisfied with the power they have gained over
the lives of individuals - they must control every thought and detail
of human activity.

64. In the liberal world, all problems stem from individualism, and
all solutions are collective.

65. Liberals are humourless bores.

66. Bill Clinton raped Juanita Broaderick. Liberals don't care.

67. Bill Clinton used the IRS to oppress conservative political
speech. Liberals admire him for it.

68. Scientists are obsessed with "life on other planets" to confirm
the full theory of evolution. The alternative terrifies them.

69. Liberals are forever in search of a religion (New Age, pagan,
Unitarianism, etc.) which smiles on promiscuity.

70. Liberals despise the Pope because he refuses to compromise on
abortion, birth control, and divorce. All three positions discourage
promiscuity.

71. Better that millions of Africans die in the agony of AIDS, and
fortunes wasted on cures that don't work, than one liberal breath
discouraging promiscuity.

72. A full-time mother enrages a liberal.

73. Liberals admire the Chinese forced abortion policy.

74. Twenty years after spectacularly successful airline deregulation,
liberals still whine about it because they are obessed with
collectivism, and they are elitests who don't like flying with the
middle class.

75. Human life is cheap in the liberal world.

76. Liberals are Puritans - pompous, uptight, and legalistic. They
crave a bland, monotholic culture where dissent is oppressed by
criminal law.

77. Liberals cannot conceive of a solution to a problem which does not
involve government.

78. Hillary's Village is a totalitarian state.

79. The EU is all about socialism.

80. Given the chance, liberals would ban the Bible as "hate speech".

81. Liberals view humans as monetary objects without moral motivation
(welfare, etc.) , but view inaminate objects (guns, profits, etc.) in
exclusively moral terms.

82. The Third Way is a new shade of lipstick on the same old socialist
pig.

83. In Hillary's Village, parents are the child-rearing problem, not
the solution.

84. Liberals supported the return of Elian Gonzalez because they
admire Castro's collectivist island prison.

85. Michal Jackson is a paedophile. The liberal media admire him.

86. Liberals despise the death penalty as the ultimate statement of
moral and individual responsibility.

87. Anyone who criticizes any aspect of homosexuality is hysterically
accused of "homophobia" and "latent homosexuality".

88. Environmentalists have evolved into pagans who worship rather than
"protect" nature.

89. Modern art is obsessed with hatred for morality and Christianity.

90. The majority of US universities despise intellectual freedom.

91. Liberals are obsessed with the elimination of risk because risk is
integral to freedom and personal responsibility.

92. Liberals create child abuse witchhunts, and often send innocent
parents to prison in child abuse cases, to justify their destruction
of parental rights.

93. Liberal bureaucrats oppress conservatives and Christians whenever
possible.

94. Liberals are nasty, violent thugs.

95. Better thousands of women die in the agony of breast cancer, than
one liberal breath revealing the link between breast cancer and
abortion.

96. A liberal would sooner pull out his own teeth with a pair of
pliers than cut a tax.

97. Liberals have never really given up on Marx.

98. Pedophilia is a big part of homosexual culture.

99. Liberals dream of a massive network of government social workers
who control individual families in detail.

100. The goal of the United Nations is world-wide totalitarianism.

101. The primary tool of environmentalism is paranoia based on
falsehood.

102. Like the modern liberal, Hitler was a socialist, not a fascist.

103. Liberals crave the kind of Gestapo "Zero-tolerance" society seen
in modern public schools.

104. The liberal worships appetite and disdains self-discipline.

105. The liberal is an intolerant, narrow-minded, thug.

106. The liberal end of bigger government justifies any means -
including lies, deception, corruption, and violence.

107. The national media is an extension of the Democrat party, and
relentlessly liberal.

108. For the liberal, "bi-partisan" means being more liberal.

109. Animal Rights and Environmental "activists" are more about hatred
of humanity than love of nature.

110. The liberal's favorite play, "The Vagina Monologues", glorifies
child rape and pedophilia, among other perversions.

111. Global warming has everything to do with socialism and nothing to
do with environment.

112. The Great Society has destroyed the poor.

113. Homeschooling mothers enrage liberals.

114. Liberals secretly applaud the selling of nuclear secrets to
China.

115. The level of truth can be measured by the howling of the liberal
press.

116. No creature on earth is more pompous than a network TV
"journalist".

117. American liberals are embarassed by American success and freedom.
Foreign liberals envy it.

118. Hillary's Village will be chock full of Soviet-style gulags.

119. The WNBA is all about lesbianism.

120. Better that millions of children be emotionally scarred, then one
liberal breath against the divorce culture so vital to liberal
promiscuity.



" ..The world has gone crazy. Guess I'm showing my age...
I think it dates from when we started looking at virtues
as funny. It's embarrassing to speak of honor, integrity,
bravery, patriotism, 'doing the right thing', charity,
fairness. You have Seinfeld making cowardice an acceptable
choice; our politicians changing positions of honor with
every poll; we laugh at servicemen and patriotic fervor; we
accept corruption in our police and bias in our judges; we
kill our children, and wonder why they have no respect for
Life. We deny children their childhood and innocence- and
then we denigrate being a Man, as opposed to a 'person'. We
*assume* that anyone with a weapon will use it against his
fellowman- if only he has the chance. Nah; in our agitation
to keep the State out of the church business, we've
destroyed our value system and replaced it with *nothing*.
Turns my stomach- " Chas , rec.knives