On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 10:21:25 GMT, "dalecue"
wrote:


Dan wrote in message ...


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Let's adopt the following two amendments to the U.S. Constitution:

"The Congress shall have the power to declare war, and this time we
really do mean it."

"No person shall be denied life, liberty, or
property without due process of law, and this time we really do mean
it."

Blatantly copied from someone more clever than I

25 Rules For Being A Good Republican

Fourteen Commandments of the Religious left
Thou shalt not have no other god except thyself; after all, it's thy
self exteem that counts. If thee don't love thee who will.

Thou shalt not make any graven image out of any substance which can
not be recycled.

Thou shalt not take the name of liberals in criticism including
feminists, racial minorities, or any person who thinks he is a victum
of America.

Remember the anniversaries of Roe V Wade and Anita Hills testimony
before the Senate Judiciary Committee and keep them holy.

Honor thy mother if she's disfunctional it's thy fathers fault.

Thou shalt not kill. With these exceptions; life under the second
trimester and those opting for medically assisted suicide.

Thou shall not commit adultery, unless thou aspire to high political
office, use a condom, or thou cannot help it.

Thou shall not steal, unless thou art disadvantaged or upset with a
California jury verdict.

Thou shalt not bear false witness, unless thou art discussing the
history of the 1980's are campaigning for office, or can afford good
legal council in the event thou art discovered and can ask the
American people to pay thy legal bills.

Thou shalt not covet, thou shalt not desire, thou shalt not desire
anthing. Unless thou art the victum of gender related oppression or
art still angry with Reagan's tax cuts.

Always hide the truth about thyself.

Never admit who or what thou really art.

Always blame someone else for what thou doest even so far as to blame
society.

Thou shalt oppose all punishment.

" ..The world has gone crazy. Guess I'm showing my age...
I think it dates from when we started looking at virtues
as funny. It's embarrassing to speak of honor, integrity,
bravery, patriotism, 'doing the right thing', charity,
fairness. You have Seinfeld making cowardice an acceptable
choice; our politicians changing positions of honor with
every poll; we laugh at servicemen and patriotic fervor; we
accept corruption in our police and bias in our judges; we
kill our children, and wonder why they have no respect for
Life. We deny children their childhood and innocence- and
then we denigrate being a Man, as opposed to a 'person'. We
*assume* that anyone with a weapon will use it against his
fellowman- if only he has the chance. Nah; in our agitation
to keep the State out of the church business, we've
destroyed our value system and replaced it with *nothing*.
Turns my stomach- " Chas , rec.knives