Al Bundy wrote:

My Ex took out a door & frame when I went shopping for a used pickup and
came home with a fire red Mitsu 3000GT.

we're going to need a little more information

i mean, some of us don't have x's

Did she do a nice job
did she clean up behind herself?

HOW DID SHE EVEN GET IN THE HOUSE

deep down you wanted her there? you wanted her to say, baby, im home?