On Thu, 29 Dec 2005 11:43:12 GMT, david lang wrote:

SWIMBO wandered into the kitchen this morning and said "I've been looking
through the IKEA catalogue".

SHIVERS

Apart from the classic "it's only a small job, it won't take 5 minutes",
what wonderful phrases send a chill down your spine?

Dave

'Its 60% off'....

......£1500 and still a useless piece of needless junk...