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Grumpy owd man
 
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Default Phrases that chill the spine.....

Good morning ,Sir. Are you in charge? I am from the HSE....

It looked so easy when the Welder did it...

I did EXACTLY what it said, but there was a spare wire...


Good morning Sir, Customs and Excise collection unit...

Cut it off, it will be dead anyway...

Well it LOOKED dead...

Trust me, I'm a Joiner...


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