Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move
his car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car



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"ARW" wrote in message
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Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his
car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car

Ahhhhh, such excitement has gone from my life.
You dunno how lucky you are
I'd give a pensioners winter fuel allowance for such enjoyment.

On Sat, 25 Mar 2017 22:20:17 -0000, ARW wrote:

Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move
his car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car

You should have filmed the person mentioned in number 4.

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"The Peeler" wrote in message
eb.com...
On Sat, 25 Mar 2017 23:17:52 -0000, Birdbrain Macaw (now "James
Wilkinson"),
the pathological attention whore of all the uk ngs, blathered again:

4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car

You should have filmed the person mentioned in number 4.

Why? We can watch a thick **** like you in action, every day!

Correct.

"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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On Sat, 25 Mar 2017 22:20:17 -0000, ARW
wrote:

Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move
his car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car

You should have filmed the person mentioned in number 4.

That would've been you.
Prick.

On Sunday, March 26, 2017 at 12:46:59 AM UTC, bm wrote:
"James Wilkinson Sword" wrote in message
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On Sat, 25 Mar 2017 22:20:17 -0000, ARW
wrote:

Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move
his car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car

You should have filmed the person mentioned in number 4.

That would've been you.
Prick.

To add fuel to Adrian's impression of PE teachers...
One PE teacher I know had a new carpet fitted. The pile of the carpet was higher than the previous one and the door would not open. He was pleased with his handiwork, a nice arc cut in the new carpet let the door open.

Yes well people have selective eyes these days. they see what they expect to
see, not what is actually there.
It often amuses mewhen people come bowling out of shops and fall over my
highly reflective white cane. I know its cruel, but there you go.
Brian

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"ARW" wrote in message
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Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move his
car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car



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Adam

On 25/03/2017 22:20, ARW wrote:
Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move
his car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car



Sorry to hear that. I assume you now need a new van, but I'm hoping the
fire was confined to the engine bay and you didn't lose any of the stuff
in the back.

ARW wrote:

My van sets on fire.

Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again?

On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote:
ARW wrote:

My van sets on fire.

Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again?


Another Fiat?

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Adrian C

On 26/03/2017 12:56, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote:
ARW wrote:

My van sets on fire.

Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again?


Another Fiat?

Yes. And these free work vans are costing me a fortune I always like to
give the AA bloke a tenner tip as they do a brilliant job.


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Adam

On 26/03/2017 10:05, GB wrote:
On 25/03/2017 22:20, ARW wrote:
Some days are better than others

1. My van sets on fire. Smoke billowing out of the engine.
2. I call the fire brigade.
3. I ask the owner of car in front of my van if he would like to move
his car [1]
4. Watch a thick **** park his car in the now vacant spot in front of my
burning van.

[1] 73 years old but he would have a won a 100m gold medal as he ran to
his car



Sorry to hear that. I assume you now need a new van, but I'm hoping the
fire was confined to the engine bay and you didn't lose any of the stuff
in the back.


That was the new van!



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Adam

Am 26.03.2017 um 13:56 schrieb Adrian Caspersz:
On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote:
ARW wrote:

My van sets on fire.

Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again?


Another Fiat?

F_ire I_ncidents A_lways T_hreaten. ;-)

Dunno wether the grammar/spelling is correct. I am a Kraut.

On 26/03/2017 15:56, Matthias Czech wrote:
Am 26.03.2017 um 13:56 schrieb Adrian Caspersz:
On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote:
ARW wrote:

My van sets on fire.

Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again?


Another Fiat?

F_ire I_ncidents A_lways T_hreaten. ;-)

Dunno wether the grammar/spelling is correct. I am a Kraut.

Fix It Again Tomorrow


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Adam

ARW Wrote in message:
On 26/03/2017 12:56, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote:
ARW wrote:

My van sets on fire.

Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again?


Another Fiat?

Yes. And these free work vans are costing me a fortune I always like to
give the AA bloke a tenner tip as they do a brilliant job.



:-)
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Jim K

On Sunday, 26 March 2017 15:56:29 UTC+1, Matthias Czech wrote:
F_ire I_ncidents A_lways T_hreaten. ;-)

**** It, Another Tragedy.

Owain

F_ire I_ncidents A_lways T_hreaten. ;-)

**** It, Another Tragedy.

Flaw ingested at Torino.

On Sunday, 26 March 2017 12:56:17 UTC+1, Adrian Caspersz wrote:
On 26/03/17 12:38, Andy Burns wrote:
ARW wrote:

My van sets on fire.

Apprentice left the blowtorch on "auto" wrapped in his coat again?


Another Fiat?

are samsugn making electric cars too now ?