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ARWadsworth June 22nd 10 05:54 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot Tub
usage?

Cheers

Adam



Phil L June 22nd 10 06:04 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
ARWadsworth wrote:
Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and
Hot Tub usage?

Cheers

Adam


Can't say I've noticed, but as doctors always say that sex is such good
exercise, why are there fat sluts?

--
Phil L
RSRL Tipster Of The Year 2008



David WE Roberts[_2_] June 22nd 10 06:14 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
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Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot
Tub usage?



Well, I am a bit worried that my wife may want to swap me for a hot tub....

--
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Helmuth von Moltke the Elder


Clive George June 22nd 10 06:30 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
On 22/06/2010 17:54, ARWadsworth wrote:
Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot Tub
usage?


http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...pping.gardens1

Andy Burns[_7_] June 22nd 10 06:44 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
ARWadsworth wrote:

Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot Tub
usage?


Dunno ... I've never used a hot tub!


The Medway Handyman[_2_] June 22nd 10 07:00 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
ARWadsworth wrote:


I'll swap SWMBO for a hot tub. Can you deliver?

:-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk



John June 22nd 10 07:15 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
news:IV5Un.2354$tH4.1223@hurricane...
Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot
Tub usage?

Cheers

Adam


Which do you want the most - a Wife Swap or a Hot Tub.




John June 22nd 10 07:56 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 

"John" wrote in message
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"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
news:IV5Un.2354$tH4.1223@hurricane...
Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot
Tub usage?

Cheers

Adam


Which do you want the most - a Wife Swap or a Hot Tub.





Then again - a Tub Swap and a Hot Wife would be good



Dave Starling June 22nd 10 08:03 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
On Jun 22, 7:15*pm, "John" wrote:
Which do you want the most - a Wife Swap or a Hot Tub.- Hide quoted text -

If s e x is the reason, then hot tubs are the saviour for UB's, OB's,
FB's etc who would otherwise find it impossible for a nubile/
attractive M/F to get naked within 1 metre of them. Beer goggles are
not essential for hot tub users.

If you suggest to the SWMBO that you are getting a hot tub, then they
may get wary if they don't like being submerged in water. Some people
never take baths as they feel they are laying in a soup of their own
dirty water. :)

Dave

Bruce[_8_] June 22nd 10 08:11 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 12:03:44 -0700 (PDT), Dave Starling
wrote:

If you suggest to the SWMBO that you are getting a hot tub, then they
may get wary if they don't like being submerged in water. Some people
never take baths as they feel they are laying in a soup of their own
dirty water. :)



Whereas in a hot tub, two or more people are laying (Oo'er Missus!) in
a heated, aerated and circulated soup of each other's dirty water.

;-)



Grimly Curmudgeon June 22nd 10 08:19 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth"
saying something like:

Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot Tub
usage?


It's the bubbles around their nadgery bits gets them all excited.

Grimly Curmudgeon June 22nd 10 08:20 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Bruce
saying something like:

Whereas in a hot tub, two or more people are laying (Oo'er Missus!) in
a heated, aerated and circulated soup of each other's dirty water.


Domestos.

ARWadsworth June 22nd 10 08:30 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 

"Clive George" wrote in message
o.uk...
On 22/06/2010 17:54, ARWadsworth wrote:
Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot
Tub
usage?


http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandsty...pping.gardens1


vbg:-)

Adam



Bob Eager June 22nd 10 08:37 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 
On Tue, 22 Jun 2010 20:20:58 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Bruce
saying something like:

Whereas in a hot tub, two or more people are laying (Oo'er Missus!) in a
heated, aerated and circulated soup of each other's dirty water.


Domestos.


We use Milton in the paddling pool....




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dennis@home June 22nd 10 09:03 PM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 


"Grimly Curmudgeon" wrote in message
...
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth"
saying something like:

Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot
Tub
usage?


It's the bubbles around their nadgery bits gets them all excited.


Bubbles are rubbish compared to massage jets.

You can also get ozone generators to keep them clean without chlorine.


Me Here June 23rd 10 06:27 AM

Wife swapping and Hot Tubs
 

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
news:IV5Un.2354$tH4.1223@hurricane...
Has anyone else noticed a direct correlation with wife swappers and Hot
Tub usage?


You obviously haven't been to the swingers clubs I have...... it aint just
the girlies ;-)




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