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Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.
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On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? |
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On 06/02/2010 15:02, JimK wrote:
On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? "Come in here for a drink, WITHOUT the car!!" -- Adrian C |
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On 06/02/2010 15:02 JimK wrote:
tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? 'Beemer: reaches the bars other cars cannot reach'? -- F |
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JimK wrote:
On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? Free Parking (BMW only ) -- Ron |
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember JimK saying something like: tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! Toyota Drivers! Your skid stops here! |
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"JimK" wrote in message ... On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? Thought you'd gone? |
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On Feb 6, 6:35 pm, "David WE Roberts" wrote:
"JimK" wrote in message ... On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? Thought you'd gone? er.. come again? |
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On Sat, 6 Feb 2010 07:02:17 -0800 (PST), JimK wrote:
On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? Please use the door - unless you drive a Toyota! -- The Wanderer War is God's way of teaching Americans geography |
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, JimK writes On Feb 6, 6:35 pm, "David WE Roberts" wrote: "JimK" wrote in message ... On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? Thought you'd gone? er.. come again? Who do you think he is, mayor of Poulton-le-Fylde or something ? -- geoff |
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JimK wrote:
On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? Your post proved very productive though. Thanks for that :-) Dave |
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Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Cartoon in the Times shows a hearse with a sign in the rear window "My other car's a Toyota" Another Dave |
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"geoff" wrote in message ... In message , JimK writes On Feb 6, 6:35 pm, "David WE Roberts" wrote: "JimK" wrote in message ... On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? Thought you'd gone? er.. come again? You (or someone very like you) posted a 'goodbyeeeeee...' on the 5th at 10:53. |
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On Feb 7, 9:58 am, "David WE Roberts" wrote:
"geoff" wrote in message ... In message , JimK writes On Feb 6, 6:35 pm, "David WE Roberts" wrote: "JimK" wrote in message ... On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? Thought you'd gone? er.. come again? You (or someone very like you) posted a 'goodbyeeeeee...' on the 5th at 10:53. ah with you - yes twas me in response to a spammer's "Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo" :)) |
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On Sat, 06 Feb 2010 14:42:36 +0000, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/467...222/Toyota.gif -- John Stumbles I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure |
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JimK wrote:
On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote: Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota. Dave presumably approaching rapidly? :))) tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road - opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone?? 'Board and lodgings'? 'The Uppin Arms'? ....or just paint a large target on it, with the words, 'aim here' -- Phil L RSRL Tipster Of The Year 2008 |
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