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Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.

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On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.

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presumably approaching rapidly? :)))

tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??

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On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.

Dave


presumably approaching rapidly? :)))

tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??


"Come in here for a drink, WITHOUT the car!!"

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tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??


'Beemer: reaches the bars other cars cannot reach'?

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JimK wrote:
On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.

Dave


presumably approaching rapidly? :)))

tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??


Free Parking
(BMW only )

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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember JimK
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tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!!


Toyota Drivers!
Your skid stops here!
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On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.

Dave


presumably approaching rapidly? :)))

tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??


Thought you'd gone?

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On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.


Dave


presumably approaching rapidly? :)))


tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??


Thought you'd gone?


er.. come again?
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On Sat, 6 Feb 2010 07:02:17 -0800 (PST), JimK wrote:

On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.

Dave


presumably approaching rapidly? :)))

tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??


Please use the door - unless you drive a Toyota!

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On Feb 6, 6:35 pm, "David WE Roberts" wrote:
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On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.


Dave


presumably approaching rapidly? :)))


tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??


Thought you'd gone?


er.. come again?


Who do you think he is, mayor of Poulton-le-Fylde or something ?

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JimK wrote:
On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.

Dave


presumably approaching rapidly? :)))

tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??


Your post proved very productive though. Thanks for that :-)

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Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.


Cartoon in the Times shows a hearse with a sign in the rear window "My
other car's a Toyota"

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On Feb 6, 6:35 pm, "David WE Roberts" wrote:
"JimK" wrote in message

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On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.

Dave

presumably approaching rapidly? :)))

tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??

Thought you'd gone?


er.. come again?


You (or someone very like you) posted a 'goodbyeeeeee...' on the 5th at
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On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.


Dave


presumably approaching rapidly? :)))


tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??


Thought you'd gone?


er.. come again?


You (or someone very like you) posted a 'goodbyeeeeee...' on the 5th at
10:53.


ah with you - yes twas me in response to a spammer's
"Helloooooooooooooooooooooooo"

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http://s2.b3ta.com/host/creative/467...222/Toyota.gif

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JimK wrote:
On Feb 6, 2:42 pm, Dave wrote:
Oh ****! The car behind me is a Toyota.

Dave


presumably approaching rapidly? :)))

tangent - a pub around here got hit by a car (BMer 4x4 I think) on the
ice - (wall cracked/bulged etc no-one hurt) the damage is temporaily
weather proofed by a sheet of ply in full view of approaching road -
opportunity !! witty slogan? one liner? something!!! it's begging for
a touch of amusing graffiti whilst it lasts......any thoughts anyone??



'Board and lodgings'?


'The Uppin Arms'?


....or just paint a large target on it, with the words, 'aim here'

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