[ARWadsworth]

I got a phone call this morning at 1am off an irate and ****ed up customer
threatening to kill me.

At 3pm this afternoon I went around to his house and punched him in his big
fat gob.

Should I charge extra for working on a Sunday as I have not yet printed off
his invoice?

Adam

[munki]

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
om...
I got a phone call this morning at 1am off an irate and ****ed up customer
threatening to kill me.

At 3pm this afternoon I went around to his house and punched him in his
big fat gob.

Should I charge extra for working on a Sunday as I have not yet printed
off his invoice?

Adam

Most definitely charge him for Sunday service.

Some people are beyond disrespectful!

Pat on the back and good on you ards!

[R D S[_3_]]

"ARWadsworth" wrote in message
om...
I got a phone call this morning at 1am off an irate and ****ed up customer
threatening to kill me.

At 3pm this afternoon I went around to his house and punched him in his
big fat gob.

Should I charge extra for working on a Sunday as I have not yet printed
off his invoice?

Adam

Only if he was happy with the job.

[Colin Wilson]

Should I charge extra for working on a Sunday as I have not yet printed off
his invoice?

It's a call-out after all...

[[email protected]]

On Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:26:48 GMT, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:

I got a phone call this morning at 1am off an irate and ****ed up customer
threatening to kill me.

At 3pm this afternoon I went around to his house and punched him in his big
fat gob.

Should I charge extra for working on a Sunday as I have not yet printed off
his invoice?

Adam

Bill him for Filling In & Making Good?

[The Medway Handyman]

ARWadsworth wrote:
I got a phone call this morning at 1am off an irate and ****ed up
customer threatening to kill me.

At 3pm this afternoon I went around to his house and punched him in
his big fat gob.

Should I charge extra for working on a Sunday as I have not yet
printed off his invoice?

Not going to be a chapter in my forthcoming book "Marketing for the Sole
Trader".

:-)


--
Dave - The Medway Handyman
www.medwayhandyman.co.uk

[Grimly Curmudgeon]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "ARWadsworth"
saying something like:

I got a phone call this morning at 1am off an irate and ****ed up customer
threatening to kill me.

At 3pm this afternoon I went around to his house and punched him in his big
fat gob.

Should I charge extra for working on a Sunday as I have not yet printed off
his invoice?

I hope you charged him for tool use (fist) on a day off.

[ARWadsworth]

"Owain" wrote in message
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On 23 Aug, 20:26, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
I got a phone call this morning at 1am off an irate and ****ed up
customer
threatening to kill me.

Where do you advertise - Pit Bull Breeders Monthly, or Saga Magazine?

Owain



This was a recommendation!

Adam

[ARWadsworth]

"Owain" wrote in message
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On 24 Aug, 09:03, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
Where do you advertise - Pit Bull Breeders Monthly, or Saga Magazine?
This was a recommendation!

Best go and thump the person who recommended you then, so he doesn't
make that mistake again!

Owain

He wasn't in so I had to I had a **** through his letterbox.

Adam

[Jules[_2_]]

On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 01:35:31 +0100, Grimly Curmudgeon wrote:
Should I charge extra for working on a Sunday as I have not yet printed off
his invoice?

I hope you charged him for tool use (fist) on a day off.

And for the materials used in cleaning said tool afterwards.

[Bill[_30_]]

On Aug 24, 3:00*pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
"Owain" wrote in message

...

On 24 Aug, 09:03, "ARWadsworth" *wrote:
Where do you advertise - Pit Bull Breeders Monthly, or Saga Magazine?
This was a recommendation!

Best go and thump the person who recommended you then, so he doesn't
make that mistake again!

Owain

He wasn't in so I had to I had a **** through his letterbox.

Adam

You're not on ratedtradesman by any chance?!

[ARWadsworth]

"Bill" wrote in message
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On Aug 24, 3:00 pm, "ARWadsworth"
wrote:
"Owain" wrote in message

...

On 24 Aug, 09:03, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
Where do you advertise - Pit Bull Breeders Monthly, or Saga Magazine?
This was a recommendation!

Best go and thump the person who recommended you then, so he doesn't
make that mistake again!

Owain

He wasn't in so I had to I had a **** through his letterbox.

Adam

You're not on ratedtradesman by any chance?!


There should be a "ratethescumyouworkfor" site.

It will only apply to a few select customers. The majority are fine IMHO.

Adam

[ARWadsworth]

"Owain" wrote in message
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On 24 Aug, 15:00, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
He wasn't in so I had to I had a **** through his letterbox.

Must have been one of your more upmarket customers if he still had a
front door that wasn't boarded up.

Has your (ex?) apprentice gone up to court yet?

Owain

All charges dropped. It seems that the CPS are not that useless.

I can still take the **** out of him as he is still waiting for his
"Incredible Hulk" underpants that were taken away by forensics to be
returned. I have told him that the police hold onto items for 12 months (eg
my T shirt) before returning them if there is no case to answer to.

Adam

[ARWadsworth]

"Owain" wrote in message
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On 24 Aug, 18:49, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
Has your (ex?) apprentice gone up to court yet?
All charges dropped. It seems that the CPS are not that useless.
I can still take the **** out of him as he is still waiting for his
"Incredible Hulk" underpants that were taken away by forensics to be
returned. I have told him that the police hold onto items for 12 months
(eg
my T shirt) before returning them if there is no case to answer to.

Ewww. The police custodier's job is not a fragrant one.

Owain

The apprentice is also complaining that he no longer owns a full set of
"super hero" underpants.

Adam

[ARWadsworth]

"Owain" wrote in message
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On 24 Aug, 19:36, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
The apprentice is also complaining that he no longer owns a full set of
"super hero" underpants.

Never mind, maybe his mummy will buy him a Thomas duvet set for his
birthday.

Owain

Do you think that I will let the super hero underpants joke die? The
apprentice has no chance on his birthday.

Adam

[Tim S]

ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:

All charges dropped. It seems that the CPS are not that useless.



I can still take the **** out of him as he is still waiting for his
"Incredible Hulk" underpants that were taken away by forensics to be
returned. I have told him that the police hold onto items for 12 months
(eg my T shirt) before returning them if there is no case to answer to.

Adam

What the hell did they want his underpants for?

[Tim S]

ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:


"Owain" wrote in message
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On 24 Aug, 19:36, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
The apprentice is also complaining that he no longer owns a full set of
"super hero" underpants.

Never mind, maybe his mummy will buy him a Thomas duvet set for his
birthday.

Owain

Do you think that I will let the super hero underpants joke die? The
apprentice has no chance on his birthday.

Adam

Assuming he's not yet 21, I think you should book him a
lady-copper-strippogram for his 21st - and make sure she clocks him one
with a rubber truncheon or something - you know, the sort of thing a tory
MP would pay good money for

[ARWadsworth]

"Tim S" wrote in message
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ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:

All charges dropped. It seems that the CPS are not that useless.



I can still take the **** out of him as he is still waiting for his
"Incredible Hulk" underpants that were taken away by forensics to be
returned. I have told him that the police hold onto items for 12 months
(eg my T shirt) before returning them if there is no case to answer to.

Adam

What the hell did they want his underpants for?

They were covered in blood.

Adam

[ARWadsworth]

"Tim S" wrote in message
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ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:


"Owain" wrote in message
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On 24 Aug, 19:36, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
The apprentice is also complaining that he no longer owns a full set of
"super hero" underpants.

Never mind, maybe his mummy will buy him a Thomas duvet set for his
birthday.

Owain

Do you think that I will let the super hero underpants joke die? The
apprentice has no chance on his birthday.

Adam

Assuming he's not yet 21, I think you should book him a
lady-copper-strippogram for his 21st - and make sure she clocks him one
with a rubber truncheon or something - you know, the sort of thing a tory
MP would pay good money for

How dare you suggest that a tory MP pays good money?

Adam

[ARWadsworth]

"Owain" wrote in message
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On 24 Aug, 22:37, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
What the hell did they want his underpants for?
They were covered in blood.

Girlfriend leave her brace in did she?

Owain

Ouch

Adam

[Andrew Gabriel]

In article ,
"ARWadsworth" writes:

"Tim S" wrote in message
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ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:

All charges dropped. It seems that the CPS are not that useless.



I can still take the **** out of him as he is still waiting for his
"Incredible Hulk" underpants that were taken away by forensics to be
returned. I have told him that the police hold onto items for 12 months
(eg my T shirt) before returning them if there is no case to answer to.

Adam

What the hell did they want his underpants for?

They were covered in blood.

No ****

--
Andrew Gabriel
[email address is not usable -- followup in the newsgroup]

[PeterC]

On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:59:40 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:

"Tim S" wrote in message
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ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:


"Owain" wrote in message
...
On 24 Aug, 19:36, "ARWadsworth" wrote:
The apprentice is also complaining that he no longer owns a full set of
"super hero" underpants.

Never mind, maybe his mummy will buy him a Thomas duvet set for his
birthday.

Owain

Do you think that I will let the super hero underpants joke die? The
apprentice has no chance on his birthday.

Adam

Assuming he's not yet 21, I think you should book him a
lady-copper-strippogram for his 21st - and make sure she clocks him one
with a rubber truncheon or something - you know, the sort of thing a tory
MP would pay good money for

How dare you suggest that a tory MP pays good money?

Adam

It's our money, so it is good.
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.

[Tim S]

PeterC coughed up some electrons that declared:

On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:59:40 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:

"Tim S" wrote in message

Assuming he's not yet 21, I think you should book him a
lady-copper-strippogram for his 21st - and make sure she clocks him one
with a rubber truncheon or something - you know, the sort of thing a
tory MP would pay good money for

How dare you suggest that a tory MP pays good money?

Adam

It's our money, so it is good.

Before or after it was laundered through El Banco Gordo?

[PeterC]

On Wed, 26 Aug 2009 08:52:08 +0100, Tim S wrote:

PeterC coughed up some electrons that declared:

On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:59:40 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:

"Tim S" wrote in message

Assuming he's not yet 21, I think you should book him a
lady-copper-strippogram for his 21st - and make sure she clocks him one
with a rubber truncheon or something - you know, the sort of thing a
tory MP would pay good money for

How dare you suggest that a tory MP pays good money?

Adam

It's our money, so it is good.

Before or after it was laundered through El Banco Gordo?

After - they live off the fat of the land.
--
Peter.
The head of a pin will hold more angels if
it's been flattened with an angel-grinder.

[ARWadsworth]

"Tim S" wrote in message
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PeterC coughed up some electrons that declared:

On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:59:40 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:

"Tim S" wrote in message

Assuming he's not yet 21, I think you should book him a
lady-copper-strippogram for his 21st - and make sure she clocks him one
with a rubber truncheon or something - you know, the sort of thing a
tory MP would pay good money for


They certainly would not pay for a lady strippogram.

Adam

[Tim S]

ARWadsworth coughed up some electrons that declared:


"Tim S" wrote in message
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PeterC coughed up some electrons that declared:

On Mon, 24 Aug 2009 21:59:40 GMT, ARWadsworth wrote:

"Tim S" wrote in message

Assuming he's not yet 21, I think you should book him a
lady-copper-strippogram for his 21st - and make sure she clocks him
one with a rubber truncheon or something - you know, the sort of thing
a tory MP would pay good money for


They certainly would not pay for a lady strippogram.

Adam

Sorry. Silly me... They'd pay for a lady-boy strippogram with bondage and
extra tangerines.