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The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted." Good one Richard. And not only is it funny, it is sad and true. George |
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That was definitely one of the better jokes.
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Apologies if this has circulated recently... // THIS IS A NONPARTISAN JOKE THAT CAN BE ENJOYED BY BOTH PARTIES! NOT ONLY THAT. It'S POLITICALLY CORRECT!! While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance. "Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you." "No problem, just let me in," says the man. "Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity." "Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the senator. "I'm sorry, but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him. Everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and then dine on lobster, caviar and champagne. Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises... The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St Peter is waiting for him. "Now it's time to visit heaven." So, 24 hours pass with the senator joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns. "Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity." The senator reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be better off in hell." So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above. The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder. "I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and c aviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?" The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted." |
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On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:50:27 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote:
.... The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted." It used to be your choices in any election were, would you rather be Hanged or Shot? Nowadays it's more like, would you rather be Flayed alive or Boiled in oil? I'm voting Ron Paul - he's the only who's running who has actual solutions to the country's problems, rather than just applying more of the same bureacracy that caused the problem in the first place. Cheers! RIch |
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On Jan 25, 7:46*pm, Richard The Dreaded Libertarian
wrote: On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:50:27 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: ... The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted." It used to be your choices in any election were, would you rather be Hanged or Shot? Nowadays it's more like, would you rather be Flayed alive or Boiled in oil? I'm voting Ron Paul - he's the only who's running who has actual solutions to the country's problems, rather than just applying more of the same bureacracy that caused the problem in the first place. Cheers! RIch It's too bad the rest of you don't have the opportunity we do in New Hampshire to talk to these people personally and get their unscripted reactions to unexpected questions. Most of them are a whole lot less impressive in person than on camera. Jim Wilkins |
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"Jim Wilkins" wrote in message ... It's too bad the rest of you don't have the opportunity we do in New Hampshire to talk to these people personally and get their unscripted reactions to unexpected questions. Most of them are a whole lot less impressive in person than on camera. I think you guys in New Hampshire are in a good position to change your election laws to include an option of "No Thanks, try another batch." We might force the political parties to do a little better job in giving us better candidates. -- Roger Shoaf If you are not part of the solution, you are not dissolved in the solvent. |
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Richard The Dreaded Libertarian wrote:
On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:50:27 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: ... The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted." It used to be your choices in any election were, would you rather be Hanged or Shot? Nowadays it's more like, would you rather be Flayed alive or Boiled in oil? I'm voting Ron Paul - he's the only who's running who has actual solutions to the country's problems, rather than just applying more of the same bureacracy that caused the problem in the first place. Cheers! RIch And that effects the punch line - how??? |
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Of course, that IS politiclaly INCORRECT for athiests and others who do not
believe in the concept of heaven/hell. |
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On Jan 25, 10:30*pm, "Roger Shoaf" wrote
I think you guys in New Hampshire are in a good position to change your election laws to include an option of "No Thanks, try another batch." *We might force the political parties to do a little better job in giving us better candidates. Roger Shoaf Anyone with $1000 to blow can run for President here, and dozens do. The ballot listed one as "Vermin Supreme". We don't pretend to pick the eventual winners but we do allow the lesser-known ones a chance to be heard without spending big money on TV ads. McCain was speaking at every VFW club when his campaign ran low on cash. I've even been invited to meet-the-candidate house parties. Jim Wilkins |
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On Jan 25, 6:46 pm, Richard The Dreaded Libertarian
wrote: On Fri, 25 Jan 2008 06:50:27 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: ... The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning...... Today you voted." It used to be your choices in any election were, would you rather be Hanged or Shot? Nowadays it's more like, would you rather be Flayed alive or Boiled in oil? I'm voting Ron Paul - he's the only who's running who has actual solutions to the country's problems, rather than just applying more of the same bureacracy that caused the problem in the first place. Cheers! RIch Sadly, Paul does not stand a chance and a vote for him is the same as a vote for front runner. Elections have become more of a "who to vote against" than a "who to vote for" contest |
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Of course, that IS politiclaly INCORRECT for athiests and others who do not believe in the concept of heaven/hell. Who cares... |
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Jim Wilkins wrote:
It's too bad the rest of you don't have the opportunity we do in New Hampshire to talk to these people personally and get their unscripted reactions to unexpected questions. Most of them are a whole lot less impressive in person than on camera. Jim Wilkins Only most? :-) ...lew... |
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On Jan 26, 12:16*pm, Lew Hartswick wrote:
Jim Wilkins wrote: It's too bad the rest of you don't have the opportunity we do in New Hampshire to talk to these people personally and get their unscripted reactions to unexpected questions. Most of them are a whole lot less impressive in person than on camera. Jim Wilkins Only most? *:-) * * ...lew... They run a very busy schedule here with little sleep. Some do show grace and tact under pressure and the ability to disagree politely, others become irritable, which I think indicates how they might stand up during a crisis or long foreign negotiating session. The major candidates are always mobbed, so I look for the retired notables who accompany them and listen to their tales. For example Watergate special prosecutor Archibald Cox actually admired and respected Richard Nixon very much. Carter trusted no one but himself and micromanaged the details of the Iranian rescue attempt far beyond his actual military knowledge. To his credit he was the only president who ever bothered to memorize the details of SIOP (nuclear war) procedures. In exercises, Reagan just asked "What do I do now, General?". Jim Wilkins |
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On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 00:46:06 GMT, Richard The Dreaded Libertarian wrote:
I'm voting Ron Paul - he's the only who's running who has actual solutions to the country's problems, rather than just applying more of the same bureacracy that caused the problem in the first place. The democratic nominee thanks you for your de-facto vote. |
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On Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:28:21 -0800 (PST), with neither quill nor
qualm, Jim Wilkins quickly quoth: On Jan 26, 12:16*pm, Lew Hartswick wrote: Jim Wilkins wrote: It's too bad the rest of you don't have the opportunity we do in New Hampshire to talk to these people personally and get their unscripted reactions to unexpected questions. Most of them are a whole lot less impressive in person than on camera. Jim Wilkins Only most? *:-) * * ...lew... Don't laugh, Lew. One of those jerks (or jerkettes shudder) will be our next Commander in Chief. They run a very busy schedule here with little sleep. Some do show grace and tact under pressure and the ability to disagree politely, others become irritable, which I think indicates how they might stand up during a crisis or long foreign negotiating session. The major candidates are always mobbed, so I look for the retired notables who accompany them and listen to their tales. For example Watergate special prosecutor Archibald Cox actually admired and respected Richard Nixon very much. Carter trusted no one but himself and micromanaged the details of the Iranian rescue attempt far beyond his actual military knowledge. To his credit he was the only president who ever bothered to memorize the details of SIOP (nuclear war) procedures. In exercises, Reagan just asked "What do I do now, General?". Carter is an outstanding woodworker, received a BS in Physics, ran a nuke sub, and helped clean up a Canuckistani nuke reactor mess in Canadia. OTOH, he was a lousy president. I remember the gasoline lines in Carter's days as Prez. Not fun. -- Bite off more than you can chew, then chew it. Plan more than you can do, then do it. -- Anonymous |
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Jim Wilkins wrote:
It's too bad the rest of you don't have the opportunity we do in New Hampshire to talk to these people personally and get their unscripted reactions to unexpected questions. Most of them are a whole lot less impressive in person than on camera. If they were any less impressive, they would all be dead. What a bunch of boring crap they spout! ;( When will we have honest ballots with a "None of the above" chioce that not only regectas every chioce, but keeps them from ever running for office again? I'd rather time slow drying paint with a calander, than watch the rigged debates. -- Service to my country? Been there, Done that, and I've got my DD214 to prove it. Member of DAV #85. Michael A. Terrell Central Florida |
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Seems like a reasonable place to continue an off-topic political rant...
News today... Rather than a $600 check, maybe we should send every citizen a bill for $150,000??? The idea that I'm personally responsible for the national debt seems like typical political rhetoric. I didn't get to decide how to spend any of that money. I think the right thing to do is to re-divide the pie and send the bill to every congressman and senator. In related news, New home sales lowest in 7 years - down 21% from last year. Fast Food sales are way down. McDonalds says it may be the economy. |
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On Mon, 04 Feb 2008 16:18:03 GMT, Rich Grise wrote:
On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:56:14 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: Rich Grise wrote: On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:24:28 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: Rich Grise wrote: On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:14:02 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: In related news, New home sales lowest in 7 years - down 21% from last year. Fast Food sales are way down. McDonalds says it may be the economy. Where I work is a fab shop - machining and welding, and we're swamped with work. Where on Earth are you, Rich? I might want to be your new neighbor... Whittier, CA. Uhh, can I gracefully back out without hurting any feelings. Californiastan just isn't my kind of place.... Sure, no problem. :-) Cheers! Rich Whittier is a kinda nice place, with good shooting ranges. Gunner "Pax Americana is a philosophy. Hardly an empire. Making sure other people play nice and dont kill each other (and us) off in job lots is hardly empire building, particularly when you give them self determination under "play nice" rules. Think of it as having your older brother knock the **** out of you for torturing the cat." Gunner |
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On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:14:02 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote:
.... In related news, New home sales lowest in 7 years - down 21% from last year. Fast Food sales are way down. McDonalds says it may be the economy. Where I work is a fab shop - machining and welding, and we're swamped with work. Cheers! Rich |
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Rich Grise wrote:
On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:14:02 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: ... In related news, New home sales lowest in 7 years - down 21% from last year. Fast Food sales are way down. McDonalds says it may be the economy. Where I work is a fab shop - machining and welding, and we're swamped with work. Cheers! Rich Where on Earth are you, Rich? I might want to be your new neighbor... |
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On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:03:19 -0600, "David R. Birch"
wrote: Rich Grise wrote: On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:14:02 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: ... In related news, New home sales lowest in 7 years - down 21% from last year. Fast Food sales are way down. McDonalds says it may be the economy. Where I work is a fab shop - machining and welding, and we're swamped with work. Cheers! Rich Same here, we LASER or waterjet cut, form and weld. We're looking at a couple more 'jets and hiring brake operators and weldors. We've had to extend our quoted lead times and other shops local to Milwaukee are saying the same, as much work as they can handle. But you wouldn't believe it if you read business section of the local fish wrap. David ================ IMNSHO the problem seems to be that there is no longer *THE* U.S. economy, but it is still reported that way. Rather a group of U.S. economies now exist, some of which are closely linked to the global economies, and some of which remain mostly isolated. Changing economic/financial factors may affect these separate economies in very different ways, for example the dollar exchange rate. A low dollar exchange rate will depress the import consumer economy because of the increased prices, while improving the export sector because of the lower external prices. The media has much of the responsibility for this as it appears they assume that banking/finance and the bond/stock markets are *THE* U.S. economy and devote almost no space to coverage of the other economies such as manufacturing, agriculture, etc. Even the housing crunch would be ignored except for the sub-prime/CDO/SIV debacle and the resulting hit on wall street. To be sure these "economies" interact, for example it may become difficult for a booming manufacturing sector to obtain additional [conventional] financing because of the [largely self-inflicted] bank/financial panic. The correct response, again IMNSHO, is to seek unconventional financing, bypassing the traditional banks/lenders, rather than rolling over and playing dead. |
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On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:24:28 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote:
Rich Grise wrote: On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:14:02 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: In related news, New home sales lowest in 7 years - down 21% from last year. Fast Food sales are way down. McDonalds says it may be the economy. Where I work is a fab shop - machining and welding, and we're swamped with work. Where on Earth are you, Rich? I might want to be your new neighbor... Whittier, CA. http://preview.tinyurl.com/3b58b5 Cheers! Rich |
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Rich Grise wrote:
On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:24:28 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: Rich Grise wrote: On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:14:02 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: In related news, New home sales lowest in 7 years - down 21% from last year. Fast Food sales are way down. McDonalds says it may be the economy. Where I work is a fab shop - machining and welding, and we're swamped with work. Where on Earth are you, Rich? I might want to be your new neighbor... Whittier, CA. http://preview.tinyurl.com/3b58b5 Cheers! Rich Uhh, can I gracefully back out without hurting any feelings. Californiastan just isn't my kind of place.... |
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On Sat, 02 Feb 2008 18:56:14 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote:
Rich Grise wrote: On Fri, 01 Feb 2008 22:24:28 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: Rich Grise wrote: On Tue, 29 Jan 2008 18:14:02 -0800, cavalamb himself wrote: In related news, New home sales lowest in 7 years - down 21% from last year. Fast Food sales are way down. McDonalds says it may be the economy. Where I work is a fab shop - machining and welding, and we're swamped with work. Where on Earth are you, Rich? I might want to be your new neighbor... Whittier, CA. Uhh, can I gracefully back out without hurting any feelings. Californiastan just isn't my kind of place.... Sure, no problem. :-) Cheers! Rich |
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