Please read before clicking on the link below

This stress test was developed by some researchers at St. Mary's Hospital in
London. In the picture reached through the link below there are two dolphins
jumping out of the water in tandem. Research has shown that the more
differences you notice in the two dolphins, the more stressed you are. This
is attributed to the concentration and recognition influences intensifying
when stressed.

The two are very similar, so if you can tell the difference without looking
hard, you should immediately go out/down/up to your workshop and relieve
your stress by butchering some metal.

Dolphin Stress Test - Look for the Dolphins

http://www.bblmedia.com/sports/stress.html


Glenn
www.metalbashatorium.com

On 4 Mar 2004 13:03:00 -0800, (Glenn Cramond)
vaguely proposed a theory
.......and in reply I say!:

ALL I SAW WAS A BLANK PAGE! HTF CAN I SEE THE DIFFERENCE IF THERE IS
NO FRIGGIN PICTURE? ARRGH! I WASTE TIME RUNNING AROUND AFTER THESE
STUPID BLOODY URLS THAT PEOPLE POST AND THEY'RE A BLOODY WASTE OF
TIME... I SAID THAT, DIDN'T I NOT?

OH ****! WHY? WHY? WHY?

Please read before clicking on the link below

This stress test was developed by some researchers at St. Mary's Hospital in

Dolphin Stress Test - Look for the Dolphins

http://www.bblmedia.com/sports/stress.html

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On 4 Mar 2004 13:03:00 -0800, (Glenn Cramond) wrote:



Dolphin Stress Test - Look for the Dolphins

http://www.bblmedia.com/sports/stress.html


I see two cows. Now what?



Regards,

Boris Mohar

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"Old Nick" wrote in message
...
On 4 Mar 2004 13:03:00 -0800, (Glenn Cramond)
vaguely proposed a theory
......and in reply I say!:

ALL I SAW WAS A BLANK PAGE! HTF CAN I SEE THE DIFFERENCE IF THERE IS
NO FRIGGIN PICTURE? ARRGH! I WASTE TIME RUNNING AROUND AFTER THESE
STUPID BLOODY URLS THAT PEOPLE POST AND THEY'RE A BLOODY WASTE OF
TIME... I SAID THAT, DIDN'T I NOT?

OH ****! WHY? WHY? WHY?

Can't imagine a blank page. I saw two cows jumping out of the ocean.
What the hell would cows be doing in the water in the first place?

Harold

In article , Harold & Susan Vordos says...

Can't imagine a blank page. I saw two cows jumping out of the ocean.
What the hell would cows be doing in the water in the first place?

Water? Ocean??

Geeze, I must be looking at the wrong link.

All I saw a photo of my boss holding a bull whip
and a cattle prod!

Jim

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Old Nick wrote:

On 4 Mar 2004 13:03:00 -0800, (Glenn Cramond)
vaguely proposed a theory
......and in reply I say!:

ALL I SAW WAS A BLANK PAGE! HTF CAN I SEE THE DIFFERENCE IF THERE IS
NO FRIGGIN PICTURE? ARRGH! I WASTE TIME RUNNING AROUND AFTER THESE
STUPID BLOODY URLS THAT PEOPLE POST AND THEY'RE A BLOODY WASTE OF
TIME... I SAID THAT, DIDN'T I NOT?

OH ****! WHY? WHY? WHY?


You most definitely need to take that test. You're screaming, and don't even
know it. You're so stressed out, you don't even know it. I strongly suggest
you take the test immediately. Believe me, it's for your own good.

I did, and I suddenly realized how stressed I am. I did not even make it to my
shop. I had to lay down immediately, after spilling beer all over myself.

Abrasha
http://www.abrasha.com

On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 15:40:51 -0800, "Harold & Susan Vordos"
vaguely proposed a theory
.......and in reply I say!:

Can't imagine a blank page. I saw two cows jumping out of the ocean.
What the hell would cows be doing in the water in the first place?

But stay calm about it. It's OK. It was somebody else's website noT
YOURS. SO PLEASE STOP ...worrying about it. Think no more of swimming
cows. Imagine them standing peacfully in a field...A BLANK FIELD! A
BIG WHITE BLANK FIELD WITH NOTHING ELSE IN IT. I do. I have to because
that's all I saw. So I am relying on the fact that two others saw two
cows while I saw NOTHING.

I actualy find staring at a blank PC screen quite calming. I must go.
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"Old Nick" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 15:40:51 -0800, "Harold & Susan Vordos"
vaguely proposed a theory
......and in reply I say!:

Can't imagine a blank page. I saw two cows jumping out of the ocean.
What the hell would cows be doing in the water in the first place?

But stay calm about it. It's OK. It was somebody else's website noT
YOURS. SO PLEASE STOP ...worrying about it. Think no more of swimming
cows. Imagine them standing peacfully in a field...A BLANK FIELD! A
BIG WHITE BLANK FIELD WITH NOTHING ELSE IN IT. I do. I have to because
that's all I saw. So I am relying on the fact that two others saw two
cows while I saw NOTHING.

I actualy find staring at a blank PC screen quite calming. I must go.
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I checked it again, only to find two dolphins in a pasture. Do you
suppose there's something going on? Nick, did you do this? Nick???

Harold :-)

Hey Nick,

Not to worry, there was no difference, at least that I could see.
Maybe we both relieve our stress some way, would you think? Hmmm?

Take care.

Brian Lawson,
Bothwell, Ontario.
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On Fri, 05 Mar 2004 07:02:46 +0800, Old Nick
wrote:

On 4 Mar 2004 13:03:00 -0800, (Glenn Cramond)
vaguely proposed a theory
......and in reply I say!:

ALL I SAW WAS A BLANK PAGE! HTF CAN I SEE THE DIFFERENCE IF THERE IS
NO FRIGGIN PICTURE? ARRGH! I WASTE TIME RUNNING AROUND AFTER THESE
STUPID BLOODY URLS THAT PEOPLE POST AND THEY'RE A BLOODY WASTE OF
TIME... I SAID THAT, DIDN'T I NOT?

OH ****! WHY? WHY? WHY?

Please read before clicking on the link below

This stress test was developed by some researchers at St. Mary's Hospital in

Dolphin Stress Test - Look for the Dolphins

http://www.bblmedia.com/sports/stress.html

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.........no I'm not!
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Spike....Spike? Hello?

Hey Boris,

Paul Martin saw pigs. Two of them I heard. What do you think that
meant?

Take care.

Brian Lawson,
Bothwell, Ontario.
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On Thu, 04 Mar 2004 18:17:44 -0500, Boris Mohar
wrote:

On 4 Mar 2004 13:03:00 -0800, (Glenn Cramond) wrote:



Dolphin Stress Test - Look for the Dolphins

http://www.bblmedia.com/sports/stress.html


I see two cows. Now what?



Regards,

Boris Mohar

Got Knock? - see:
Viatrack Printed Circuit Designs http://www3.sympatico.ca/borism/

I just saw two dolphins, just like the man says. Guess I've got no stress.

( Hey, pass that joint around again!)

-- Greg


"Boris Mohar" wrote in message
...
On 4 Mar 2004 13:03:00 -0800, (Glenn Cramond) wrote:



Dolphin Stress Test - Look for the Dolphins

http://www.bblmedia.com/sports/stress.html


I see two cows. Now what?



Regards,

Boris Mohar

Got Knock? - see:
Viatrack Printed Circuit Designs http://www3.sympatico.ca/borism/

On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 23:20:22 -0800, "Harold & Susan Vordos"
vaguely proposed a theory
.......and in reply I say!:

Damn! I was hoping nobody would notice.

I checked it again, only to find two dolphins in a pasture. Do you
suppose there's something going on? Nick, did you do this? Nick???

Harold :-)


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news
On Thu, 4 Mar 2004 23:20:22 -0800, "Harold & Susan Vordos"
vaguely proposed a theory
......and in reply I say!:

Damn! I was hoping nobody would notice.


Ha! You gotta get up damned early to put one over on me, pal. Noon, the
latest.

Harold

On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 01:57:22 -0800, "Harold & Susan Vordos"
vaguely proposed a theory
.......and in reply I say!:

The early worm gets the "the bird" ?

BTW. Does anyone know whyn it's _called_ the bird?

Ha! You gotta get up damned early to put one over on me, pal. Noon, the
latest.

Harold


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"Old Nick" wrote in message
...
On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 01:57:22 -0800, "Harold & Susan Vordos"
vaguely proposed a theory
......and in reply I say!:

The early worm gets the "the bird" ?

BTW. Does anyone know whyn it's _called_ the bird?

Maybe because the name North Korea was already taken? :-)

Harold



Ha! You gotta get up damned early to put one over on me, pal. Noon,
the
latest.

Harold


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On Sat, 6 Mar 2004 11:54:24 -0800, "Harold & Susan Vordos"
vaguely proposed a theory
.......and in reply I say!:

BTW. Does anyone know whyn it's _called_ the bird?

Maybe because the name North Korea was already taken? :-)

Harold

hmp-hmp!
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On 4 Mar 2004 13:03:00 -0800, (Glenn Cramond)
vaguely proposed a theory
.......and in reply I say!:
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Actually I immediately wanted to butcher a Dolphin...mmmmm...ruuump
steeaak!

The two are very similar, so if you can tell the difference without looking
hard, you should immediately go out/down/up to your workshop and relieve
your stress by butchering some metal.

Dolphin Stress Test - Look for the Dolphins

http://www.bblmedia.com/sports/stress.html

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