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On Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:19:24 -0700 (PDT), harry
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Now that was funny.

Sex can be very intersecting in prison. Some times things just work
out.

"...was also found "completely" naked under the bedsheets."

Golly gee!
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On Apr 12, 10:19*pm, harry wrote:
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Not unusual. There are many examples of women guards falling for
prisoners and aiding and abetting escapes. Worst one I recall wa
where the the guard (off duty at the time) was part of the escape plan
and shot/killed one of the gaurds escorting the prisoner to a
transport van.

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On 4/13/2012 12:19 AM, harry wrote:
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well it's huffington. so SOMEone made it up.

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In article , Oren
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:19:24 -0700 (PDT), harry
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...on-officer-bed
-police-raid_n_1420034.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid%3D
104198


Now that was funny.

Sex can be very intersecting in prison. Some times things just work
out.

"...was also found "completely" naked under the bedsheets."

Golly gee!


nope, this was the best quote

Holland, who was serving eight years for assault and robbery had to be subdued
by the stun gun, which the court heard "shot barbs into his chest, putting
50,000 volts through him." He then fell rigidly from the bed to the floor.


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On Apr 14, 4:39*am, "Malcom \"Mal\" Reynolds" atlas-
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On Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:19:24 -0700 (PDT), harry
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...ict-prison-off....
-police-raid_n_1420034.html?icid=maing-grid7%7Cuk%7Cdl1%7Csec1_lnk2%26pLid*%3D
104198


Now that was funny.


Sex can be very intersecting in prison. Some times things just work
out.


"...was also found "completely" naked under the bedsheets."


Golly gee!


nope, this was the best quote

Holland, who was serving eight years for assault and robbery had to be subdued
by the stun gun, which the court heard "shot barbs into his chest, putting
50,000 volts through him." He then fell rigidly from the bed to the floor..


If it had beenTexas, it would have read "he was shot with hollowpoint
ammo, his bullet riddled body fell rigidly from the bed to the floor.
His partner and two passing children were collaterally killed.
A billion $ lawsuit is anticipated".
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On Apr 13, 6:49*am, Oren wrote:
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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...ict-prison-off...


Now that was funny.

Sex can be very intersecting in prison. Some times things just work
out.


Intersecting???

Is this something you have first hand knowledge about or just more
conjecture?
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On 4/14/2012 2:53 AM, harry wrote:
On Apr 13, 6:49 am, wrote:
On Thu, 12 Apr 2012 22:19:24 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...ict-prison-off...

Now that was funny.

Sex can be very intersecting in prison. Some times things just work
out.

Intersecting???



When done correctly.
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If it had beenTexas, it would have read "he was shot with hollowpoint
ammo, his bullet riddled body fell rigidly from the bed to the floor.
His partner and two passing children were collaterally killed.
A billion $ lawsuit is anticipated".


Yawn

Although considering that the police shoot 6 time more innocent bystanders
than civilians while civilians shoot more than double the number of
criminals than police do, maybe it should be civilians who are armed while
the police are disarmed.


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"The Daring Dufas" wrote in message
during the Thanks Giving season. Ben Franklin actually wanted our
national bird to be the turkey rather than the bald eagle. ^_^

TDD


Instead, we honor the turkey by electing them to congress.


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