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'Like a tornado, girl!'
You can't make this stuff up
http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7 ....no um sayin'? |
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'Like a tornado, girl!'
On Thursday, June 11, 2015 at 4:45:58 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote:
You can't make this stuff up http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7 ...no um sayin'? The new normal: My two mommies, my two daddies, mommy used to be my daddy and my brother thinks he's a woman. o_O [8~{} Uncle Confused Monster |
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'Like a tornado, girl!'
On 6/11/2015 5:45 PM, Oren wrote:
You can't make this stuff up http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7 ...no um sayin'? Candidate to replace Caitlin Jenner's picture on the new Kellogg's Froot Loops box. |
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'Like a tornado, girl!'
On Thu, 11 Jun 2015 18:56:30 -0400, Frank "frank
wrote: On 6/11/2015 5:45 PM, Oren wrote: You can't make this stuff up http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7 ...no um sayin'? Candidate to replace Caitlin Jenner's picture on the new Kellogg's Froot Loops box. That creature should only be paid 71 cents on the dollar. The ******* has started a war on women, says he/she/it is a republican and only wants to date girls. All this thing is doing is trying to be a lesbian. I do hope it votes for our next republican. It hasn't cut off his tallywacker, yet .... P.S. I'm a lesbian |
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'Like a tornado, girl!'
On Thu, 11 Jun 2015 15:40:11 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster
wrote: On Thursday, June 11, 2015 at 4:45:58 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: You can't make this stuff up http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7 ...no um sayin'? The new normal: My two mommies, my two daddies, mommy used to be my daddy and my brother thinks he's a woman. o_O [8~{} Uncle Confused Monster Teckkie lives in Philly. He can explain it. |
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'Like a tornado, girl!'
Oren wrote:
On Thu, 11 Jun 2015 18:56:30 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/11/2015 5:45 PM, Oren wrote: You can't make this stuff up http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7 ...no um sayin'? Candidate to replace Caitlin Jenner's picture on the new Kellogg's Froot Loops box. That creature should only be paid 71 cents on the dollar. The ******* has started a war on women, says he/she/it is a republican and only wants to date girls. All this thing is doing is trying to be a lesbian. I do hope it votes for our next republican. It hasn't cut off his tallywacker, yet ... P.S. I'm a lesbian An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian. |
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'Like a tornado, girl!'
On 06/12/2015 02:28 AM, ChairMan wrote:
... I just found out I'm a lesbian. Thank you for sharing |
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'Like a tornado, girl!'
Oren posted for all of us...
On Thu, 11 Jun 2015 15:40:11 -0700 (PDT), Uncle Monster wrote: On Thursday, June 11, 2015 at 4:45:58 PM UTC-5, Oren wrote: You can't make this stuff up http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7 ...no um sayin'? The new normal: My two mommies, my two daddies, mommy used to be my daddy and my brother thinks he's a woman. o_O [8~{} Uncle Confused Monster Teckkie lives in Philly. He can explain it. I'm an old geezer, I don't try to figgr it out. She's a Philly scool grad so it was lucky to get a semi-coherent thought or sentience outta her. She was also interviewed on another event IIRC which one... Love them parolees. -- Tekkie *Please post a follow-up* |
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'Like a tornado, girl!' Bitchin
Oren posted for all of us...
On Thu, 11 Jun 2015 18:56:30 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/11/2015 5:45 PM, Oren wrote: You can't make this stuff up http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7 ...no um sayin'? Candidate to replace Caitlin Jenner's picture on the new Kellogg's Froot Loops box. That creature should only be paid 71 cents on the dollar. The ******* has started a war on women, says he/she/it is a republican and only wants to date girls. All this thing is doing is trying to be a lesbian. I do hope it votes for our next republican. It hasn't cut off his tallywacker, yet ... P.S. I'm a lesbian You got Caitlyn lined up yet, it's not too late. -- Tekkie *Please post a follow-up* |
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'Like a tornado, girl!' Trigger
ChairMan posted for all of us...
Oren wrote: On Thu, 11 Jun 2015 18:56:30 -0400, Frank "frank wrote: On 6/11/2015 5:45 PM, Oren wrote: You can't make this stuff up http://video.foxnews.com/v/4290555025001/like-a-tornado-girl-fierce-description-of-car-crash/?playlist_id=921261890001#sp=show-clips https://tinyurl.com/qgcgmr7 ...no um sayin'? Candidate to replace Caitlin Jenner's picture on the new Kellogg's Froot Loops box. That creature should only be paid 71 cents on the dollar. The ******* has started a war on women, says he/she/it is a republican and only wants to date girls. All this thing is doing is trying to be a lesbian. I do hope it votes for our next republican. It hasn't cut off his tallywacker, yet ... P.S. I'm a lesbian An old cowboy went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life on the ranch, herding horses, mending fences, and branding cattle so I guess I am." She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women." A little while later, a couple sat down next to the old cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real cowboy?" He replied, "I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian. If you're going to do the farm animals always do a horse; that way you have a ride home. Now giddy-up there trigger. -- Tekkie *Please post a follow-up* |
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