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A fly got in my house and its driving me crazy. I cant even get any
sleep. I am considering moving, but I have a years lease that dont
expire until January 1. I wont be able to tolerate this fly that long.
What can I do?

[Oren[_2_]]

On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 12:42:50 -0400, wrote:

A fly got in my house and its driving me crazy. I cant even get any
sleep. I am considering moving, but I have a years lease that dont
expire until January 1. I wont be able to tolerate this fly that long.
What can I do?

Hang yourself. Twice if you survive the first.

Home Guy, Painted Cow has struck again. Nym-shifted.

[notbob]

On 2016-06-17, wrote:
A fly got in my house and its driving me crazy. I cant even get any
sleep. I am considering moving, but I have a years lease that dont
expire until January 1. I wont be able to tolerate this fly that long.
What can I do?

http://bugasalt.com/

Kills fly-sized spiders, too.

nb

[burfordTjustice]

On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 12:42:50 -0400
wrote:

A fly got in my house and its driving me crazy. I cant even get any
sleep. I am considering moving, but I have a years lease that dont
expire until January 1. I wont be able to tolerate this fly that
long. What can I do?



Napalm!

[Stormin Mormon[_10_]]

On 6/17/2016 12:42 PM, wrote:
A fly got in my house and its driving me crazy. I cant even get any
sleep. I am considering moving, but I have a years lease that dont
expire until January 1. I wont be able to tolerate this fly that long.
What can I do?



Play music the fly doesn't like. Is it a
black fly or a white fly? Really totally
loud music. If the fly is black, try
classical symphonic. If the fly is white,
try rap and jive music.

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[Sam E]

On 06/17/2016 01:00 PM, Gableking teh moron. wrote:
On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 12:42:50 -0400, wrote:

A fly got in my house and its driving me crazy. I cant even get any
sleep. I am considering moving, but I have a years lease that dont
expire until January 1. I wont be able to tolerate this fly that long.
What can I do?

Lock all your doors and set off a few bug bombs, be sure to stay
inside so you can check on them from time to time.


Considering bug bombs, it matters if you have a gas water heater.

[Dean Hoffman[_12_]]

On 6/17/16 11:42 AM, wrote:
A fly got in my house and its driving me crazy. I cant even get any
sleep. I am considering moving, but I have a years lease that dont
expire until January 1. I wont be able to tolerate this fly that long.
What can I do?


A good old fashioned fly strip. Leave a window open so the fly
doesn't get lonesome on the strip.

[Neill Massello]

Stormin Mormon wrote:

Play music the fly doesn't like. Is it a
black fly or a white fly? Really totally
loud music. If the fly is black, try
classical symphonic. If the fly is white,
try rap and jive music.

And if it's a fruit fly? No Judy Garland, I suppose.

[Colonel Edmund J. Burke[_16_]]

On 6/17/2016 12:31 PM, burfordTjustice wrote:
On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 12:42:50 -0400
wrote:

A fly got in my house and its driving me crazy. I cant even get any
sleep. I am considering moving, but I have a years lease that dont
expire until January 1. I wont be able to tolerate this fly that
long. What can I do?



Napalm!

We used flame throwers in Nam, bitches!

[Mike Litterous]

On 06/19/2016 06:58 AM, Colonel Edmund J. Burke wrote:
On 6/17/2016 12:31 PM, burfordTjustice wrote:
On Fri, 17 Jun 2016 12:42:50 -0400
wrote:

A fly got in my house and its driving me crazy. I cant even get any
sleep. I am considering moving, but I have a years lease that dont
expire until January 1. I wont be able to tolerate this fly that
long. What can I do?



Napalm!

We used flame throwers in Nam, bitches!

Light 'em up!
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/man-sets...o-kill-spider/