Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?

Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.

TDD

You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?
Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.

TDD

You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....


Magilla Gorilla?

I bet you couldn't tape Michelle Obama arms with it. I bet she could
tote a whole bale of cotton with those guns.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:52:45 -0700, "Jon Danniken"
wrote:

wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?

I went to HD awhile back looking for some duct tape. The woman took me to
the paint department, and tried to sell me the gorilla tape. Had a way of
enthusiatically talking about the product.

I found my way to the HVAC area and bought a bigger roll of Nashua brand for
less money. My usage of duct tape doesn't require anything beyond that.

If it did, I wouldn't be using duct tape.

Jon


Gorilla tape IS better. Much better. It has a real cloth structure,
and vastly superior adhesive.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Jun 28, 4:37*pm, wrote:
wrote:
Gorilla tape IS better. Much better. It has a real cloth structure,
and vastly superior adhesive.

Finally!

Some real info!

Thanks!!

Yes, it is a really good tape. I used it to tape a heavy gauge
extension cord across the garage floor to my table saw. I figured that
regular foot traffic would cause it to pull up after a while. Three
years later, the tape hadn't budged - when I had to pull it up to move
the saw, I had to use a heat gun/putty knife to get it off the bare
concrete. Very impressive adheasive.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Jun 28, 9:08*am, George wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?
Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.

TDD

You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....

Magilla Gorilla?

I bet you couldn't tape Michelle Obama arms with it. *I bet she could
tote a whole bale of cotton with those guns.

Yep and I doubt that you could tape Obama's mouth shut with it either.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Jun 28, 11:34*am, wrote:
On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:52:45 -0700, "Jon Danniken"

wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?

I went to HD awhile back looking for some duct tape. *The woman took me to
the paint department, and tried to sell me the gorilla tape. *Had a way of
enthusiatically talking about the product.

I found my way to the HVAC area and bought a bigger roll of Nashua brand for
less money. *My usage of duct tape doesn't require anything beyond that.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

BobR wrote:
On Jun 28, 9:08 am, George wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?
Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.
TDD
You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....
Magilla Gorilla?
I bet you couldn't tape Michelle Obama arms with it. I bet she could
tote a whole bale of cotton with those guns.

Yep and I doubt that you could tape Obama's mouth shut with it either.

NOW THAT WOULD BE THE REAL TEST!

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

George wrote:
BobR wrote:
On Jun 28, 9:08 am, George wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?
Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.
TDD
You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....
Magilla Gorilla?
I bet you couldn't tape Michelle Obama arms with it. I bet she could
tote a whole bale of cotton with those guns.

Yep and I doubt that you could tape Obama's mouth shut with it either.

NOW THAT WOULD BE THE REAL TEST!

Quite a few snarky assholes here.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

AZ Nomad wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:05:59 -0400, George wrote:
BobR wrote:
On Jun 28, 9:08 am, George wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?
Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.
TDD
You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....
Magilla Gorilla?
I bet you couldn't tape Michelle Obama arms with it. I bet she could
tote a whole bale of cotton with those guns.
Yep and I doubt that you could tape Obama's mouth shut with it either.

NOW THAT WOULD BE THE REAL TEST!

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.
Get over it.

No, we have a president that can't give as much as a press conference
without a teleprompter and choses his questioners in advance. The 57
states remark was over the heads of the liberal media ;)

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

In article , AZ Nomad wrote:

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.

And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

Doug Miller wrote:
In article , AZ Nomad wrote:

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.

And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Jun 29, 1:42*pm, AZ Nomad wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:05:59 -0400, George wrote:
BobR wrote:
On Jun 28, 9:08 am, George wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?
Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.
TDD
You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....
Magilla Gorilla?
I bet you couldn't tape Michelle Obama arms with it. *I bet she could
tote a whole bale of cotton with those guns.

Yep and I doubt that you could tape Obama's mouth shut with it either.
NOW THAT WOULD BE THE REAL TEST!

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.
Get over it.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

Right on, he can read from a teleprompter quite well but can't seem to
find his ass without it.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.

And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.

CAN WE PLEASE KEEP THE F**KING THREAD ON TOPIC!!!!!!!!!


Sheesh!

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

Frank wrote:
AZ Nomad wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 10:05:59 -0400, George wrote:
BobR wrote:
On Jun 28, 9:08 am, George wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?
Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.
TDD
You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....
Magilla Gorilla?
I bet you couldn't tape Michelle Obama arms with it. I bet she could
tote a whole bale of cotton with those guns.
Yep and I doubt that you could tape Obama's mouth shut with it either.

NOW THAT WOULD BE THE REAL TEST!

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.
Get over it.

No, we have a president that can't give as much as a press conference
without a teleprompter and choses his questioners in advance. The 57
states remark was over the heads of the liberal media ;)

The great state of confusion no doubt. And to think
they called G.W. Bush a dumb ass.

TDD

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:21:57 GMT, Doug Miller wrote:
In article , AZ Nomad wrote:

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.

And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.

liar

There has never been a president, nor a nominee in the last 50 years less articulate than GWB.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

AZ Nomad wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:21:57 GMT, Doug Miller wrote:
In article , AZ Nomad wrote:

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.

And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.

liar

There has never been a president, nor a nominee in the last 50 years less articulate than GWB.
EVER HEARD OBIE WITHOUT HIS TELEPROMPTER?

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

In article , AZ Nomad wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:21:57 GMT, Doug Miller wrote:
In article , AZ Nomad
wrote:

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.

And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.

liar

There has never been a president, nor a nominee in the last 50 years less
articulate than GWB.

Oh, please.

Kerry '04
Gore '00
Dole '96
Bush I '92, '88
Dukakis '88

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:04:00 GMT, Doug Miller wrote:
In article , AZ Nomad wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:21:57 GMT, Doug Miller wrote:
In article , AZ Nomad
wrote:

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.

And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.

liar

There has never been a president, nor a nominee in the last 50 years less
articulate than GWB.

Oh, please.

Kerry '04
Gore '00
Dole '96
Bush I '92, '88
Dukakis '88

Any of the people you listed are capable of sticking to a subject for
the time required to convey a point. GWB is incapable of remembering
a topic for the time required to utter a single sentance.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

AZ Nomad wrote:
On Tue, 30 Jun 2009 02:04:00 GMT, Doug Miller wrote:
In article , AZ Nomad wrote:
On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:21:57 GMT, Doug Miller wrote:
In article , AZ Nomad
wrote:

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.
And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.
liar

There has never been a president, nor a nominee in the last 50 years less
articulate than GWB.

Oh, please.

Kerry '04
Gore '00
Dole '96
Bush I '92, '88
Dukakis '88

Any of the people you listed are capable of sticking to a subject for
the time required to convey a point. GWB is incapable of remembering
a topic for the time required to utter a single sentance.
and he stilled kicked dem but and changed the middle east.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 18:12:37 -0400, George wrote:

Doug Miller wrote:
In article , AZ Nomad wrote:

We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.

And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for saving me the trouble!

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Mon, 29 Jun 2009 21:27:48 -0400, George wrote:

wrote:
We no longer have a president with the verbal skills of a stroke victim.
And yet, each time he ran for office, the Democrats somehow managed to find
someone even *less* articulate to oppose him. And lost. Twice. Get over it.

CAN WE PLEASE KEEP THE F**KING THREAD ON TOPIC!!!!!!!!!

IT WAS ABOUT GORILLAS, WASN'T IT?

Gorillas have hands and feet, like chimpanzees and humans but unlike
monkeys which have only hands.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:37:59 -0500, wrote:

wrote:

Gorilla tape IS better. Much better. It has a real cloth structure,
and vastly superior adhesive.

Finally!

Some real info!

Thanks!!
I have a number of engineering books that are as old as 65 years but
still used occasionally. Many of these books have broken or frayed
spines. Gorilla tape has been used to repair these books with
excellent results. Two strips of tape were used overlapping about 3/4
inch down the back. Works great and looks good. Trimmed off excess
tape with scissors.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

AZ Nomad wrote:
ya think Mrs Obie tapes her chest with gorilla tape to make it look
like she has boobs?

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

Russell W Meredith wrote:

Thanks!!
I have a number of engineering books that are as old as 65 years but
still used occasionally. Many of these books have broken or frayed
spines. Gorilla tape has been used to repair these books with
excellent results. Two strips of tape were used overlapping about 3/4
inch down the back. Works great and looks good. Trimmed off excess
tape with scissors.


Good use of it that I wouldn't have thought of!

Thanks!

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

In article ,
BobR wrote:
On Jun 28, 11:34*am, wrote:
On Sun, 28 Jun 2009 08:52:45 -0700, "Jon Danniken"

wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?

I went to HD awhile back looking for some duct tape. *The woman took me to
the paint department, and tried to sell me the gorilla tape. *Had a way of
enthusiatically talking about the product.

I found my way to the HVAC area and bought a bigger roll of Nashua brand for
less money. *My usage of duct tape doesn't require anything beyond that.

If it did, I wouldn't be using duct tape.

Jon

Gorilla tape IS better. Much better. It has a real cloth structure,
and vastly superior adhesive.

I would have to agree. I bought my first roll of it a few weeks back
and have been very impressed with its holding capability. It is far
superior to standard duct tape and seems to adhere to anything with
equal tenacity. I won't be going back to the old brands any more.

You DO know, yes?, that the ONE thing that you should NEVER
use duct-tape for is -- you guessed it! -- DUCTS!

Years ago (20?) long first-page article on just that.


David

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

In article ,
Patrick Karl wrote:
George wrote:
BobR wrote:
On Jun 28, 9:08 am, George wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?
Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.
TDD
You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....
Magilla Gorilla?
I bet you couldn't tape Michelle Obama arms with it. I bet she could
tote a whole bale of cotton with those guns.

Yep and I doubt that you could tape Obama's mouth shut with it either.

NOW THAT WOULD BE THE REAL TEST!

Quite a few snarky assholes here.

Heck, he seems to lie just as much (more?) than W!

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

In article ,
Patrick Karl wrote:
George wrote:
BobR wrote:
On Jun 28, 9:08 am, George wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
DGDevin wrote:
The Daring Dufas wrote:
wrote:
Is the Gorilla duct tape as good as it claims?
Yep, it's the only tape that will stick to gorillas.
TDD
You have to wonder who had the balls to conduct the testing....
Magilla Gorilla?
I bet you couldn't tape Michelle Obama arms with it. I bet she could
tote a whole bale of cotton with those guns.

Yep and I doubt that you could tape Obama's mouth shut with it either.

NOW THAT WOULD BE THE REAL TEST!

Quite a few snarky assholes here.

Me again.

About those lies.

"YES WE CAN!"

Now, how often did you hear "yes we WILL"?

D.

Gorilla tape: Good as it claims?
 

In article ,
David Combs wrote:

Years ago (20?) long first-page article on just that.
^-WALL-ST-JOURNAL


David