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I am playing with my new toys, oven, cooktop and most of all
dishwasher.

My dishwasher has a sanitize cycle. Mrs. Clean will be washing
everything she owns on that cycle.

I'll do some baking just so I can wash more dishes yeah yeah yeah

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My dishwasher has a sanitize cycle. Mrs. Clean will be washing
everything she owns on that cycle.


save lots of time sanitize boosts temp by heating water. cycle slowwww
for water to heat.......

warn family turn hot water tank to HIGH till she has washed everything,
will likely cut time by 3/4s.....

dont get scaleded, then turn tank back down!!!!

congrats on the new machine!

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"MRS. CLEAN" wrote in message
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I am playing with my new toys, oven, cooktop and most of all
dishwasher.

My dishwasher has a sanitize cycle. Mrs. Clean will be washing
everything she owns on that cycle.

I'll do some baking just so I can wash more dishes yeah yeah yeah


Heh! That's the selling point for dishwashers. Originally, sales were almost
nil; it turned out most women ENJOYED washing dishes! So the manufacturers
started hyping the sterilizing capability of their machines. Turns out,
housewives valued cleanliness more than the fun of hand-washing dishes.*

Of course the fact that no one in recorded history has ever fallen ill from
a poorly washed dish is an irrelevant factoid.
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*Females are naturally cleanliness-oriented. Ask a woman to describe a
"sensuous" experience and on her list will be a bubble-bath, with candles,
soft music. Ask a man, and he'll say a week in a hunting lodge with no
shower, no shaving, no change of clothes, and uninhibited farting. Women
just naturally appreciate clean; men are just naturally natural.


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"MRS. CLEAN" wrote in message
oups.com...

I am playing with my new toys, oven, cooktop and most of all
dishwasher.

My dishwasher has a sanitize cycle. Mrs. Clean will be washing
everything she owns on that cycle.

I'll do some baking just so I can wash more dishes yeah yeah yeah


Heh! That's the selling point for dishwashers. Originally, sales were
almost nil; it turned out most women ENJOYED washing dishes! So the
manufacturers started hyping the sterilizing capability of their
machines. Turns out, housewives valued cleanliness more than the fun
of hand-washing dishes.*

Of course the fact that no one in recorded history has ever fallen ill
from a poorly washed dish is an irrelevant factoid.
===========
*Females are naturally cleanliness-oriented. Ask a woman to describe a
"sensuous" experience and on her list will be a bubble-bath, with
candles, soft music. Ask a man, and he'll say a week in a hunting
lodge with no shower, no shaving, no change of clothes, and
uninhibited farting. Women just naturally appreciate clean; men are
just naturally natural.





uninhibited farting.


The kind that even smell rotton to themselves. Dems da best :-)
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