wrote in message
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What is wrong with my toilet?

Everytime I pull the flush handle the **** goes down the hole in the
bottom of the toilet. Then the toilet fills up halfway with water.
What the heck is causing this?
Something must be seriously wrong. There should not be water in
there.


Hi Tommy, how is school. You must be in the fifth grade now and you got to
play on mommy's computer. Pretty soon you will be old enough to masturbate
and have even more fun.

Simple don`t flush, it just wastes water.

050419 0226 - posted:

What is wrong with my toilet?

Everytime I pull the flush handle the **** goes down the hole in the
bottom of the toilet. Then the toilet fills up halfway with water.
What the heck is causing this?
Something must be seriously wrong. There should not be water in
there.


Yes, there should be water in there. The water acts as a lubricant so that
the **** can slide easily down the pipes. If it wasn't for the water, the
**** would just pile up in there and when it gets high enough, you would be
sitting on **** instead of your toilet seat.

indago wrote:
050419 0226 - posted:


What is wrong with my toilet?

Everytime I pull the flush handle the **** goes down the hole in the
bottom of the toilet. Then the toilet fills up halfway with water.
What the heck is causing this?
Something must be seriously wrong. There should not be water in
there.



Yes, there should be water in there. The water acts as a lubricant so that
the **** can slide easily down the pipes. If it wasn't for the water, the
**** would just pile up in there and when it gets high enough, you would be
sitting on **** instead of your toilet seat.


ROTFLMAO!!!!!

Jeff

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Jeffry Wisnia

(W1BSV + Brass Rat '57 EE)

"As long as there are final exams, there will be prayer in public
schools"

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- On Tue, 19 Apr 2005 10:16:19 GMT, "Edwin Pawlowski"
- wrote:
-
-
- wrote in message
- .. .
- What is wrong with my toilet?
-
- Everytime I pull the flush handle the **** goes down the hole in the
- bottom of the toilet. Then the toilet fills up halfway with water.
- What the heck is causing this?
- Something must be seriously wrong. There should not be water in
- there.
-
-
- Hi Tommy, how is school. You must be in the fifth grade now and you got to
- play on mommy's computer. Pretty soon you will be old enough to masturbate
- and have even more fun.
-
-
- Masturbation is a sin.......
-
- The male penis is an evil organ. As soon as a boy reaches puberty,
- his penis becomes the devils organ. Satan created the penis to entice
- men into perversion, and win these men over to the eternal fires of
- hell. No man who dies with his penis attached to his body will ever
- enter the kingdom of heaven. If you want to meet the Lord after you
- die, you must remove this evil satanic organ from your body before you
- die. The penis is like a sword, and it cuts, and harms everything it
- touches. An ejaculating penis is like a gun shooting bullets that
- kill. Whoever receives the semen from an ejaculating penis is killed
- spiritually, and their soul becomes the property of Satan. The Lord
- will not offer eternal life to any male or female who touches semen
- from the serpent penis.
-
- If you are a man, and you want to spend eternity in the Lords heaven,
- you MUST sacrifice, and remove that evil organ from your body
- immediately. The surgery is painless, given proper anestetic prior to
- the removal, and you will never regret the surgery, knowing you are
- now pure of heart body, and mind, and suited to enter the kingdom of
- heaven. Do not wait, you could die today. and would spend all of
- eternity in hell.
-
- Remove your evil penis immediatelly, to remove satan from your
- life....
-
- Do you love God? If you answered YES, then please read this, and
- do what it says. God views sex as one of the foremost evils known to
- the human race. But abstinance is not enough. If you truely want to
- enter the kingdom of heaven and sit next to God's throne, you MUST
- remove your sexual organs in order to become pure, in the eyes of God.
- Doing this proves to God that you are truely one of his flock, and
- proves that you truely love him. God intentionally created humans with
- these evil organs, wanting mankind to remove them, to prove their love
- of him.
-
- Do you want to spend eternity with God? Now is the time to prove to
- the Lord that you truely love him. If you are male, you must have
- your evil penis surgically removed. If you are female, you must have
- your evil vagina permanently stitched closed. These surgical
- procedures can be painful, but consider the rewards. You will spend
- eternity with the Lord. Isn't a few days of pain worth an eternity
- with God? Consider the pain as your penance for all the sins of
- mankind, and remember that pain and suffering is what earns you a
- secure place in heaven.
-
- You must have this surgery done before your death, so do not delay, or
- you may spend eternity in the fires of hell. Everyone who dies with
- these evil organs intact, is condemned to an eternity in hell. Make
- TODAY the day you CHOOSE GOD!!!
-
- Remove your evil penis immediatelly, to remove satan from your
- life, and make you worthy to enter the kingdom of heaven.
-
- The Lord is my Savior

Wow. And I thought I was the only one who felt this way.

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That brown stuff you call **** is absolutely important to your body,
and you should not be letting it be released from your body. If you
allow it to happen, you may well become unconscious for several
hours after the sun becomes hidden.
You need to keep that stuff inside, so that you can spent more
time learning how to use your crayons.

wrote in message
...
What is wrong with my toilet?

Everytime I pull the flush handle the **** goes down the hole in the
bottom of the toilet. Then the toilet fills up halfway with water.
What the heck is causing this?
Something must be seriously wrong. There should not be water in
there.