"Peter Taylor" wrote:

You could do what I did when I needed help getting a piano downstairs -
Go down the local on a Saturday dinner time, wait while the game of darts
finishes, then shout out "Drinks all round guv'nor!". When the place goes
deathly quiet and everyone looks round in amazement say "I bet none of you
guys can lift a cast iron bath". Works a treat. )

OK so they lifted your cast iron bath but how did that help get your
piano downstairs?

:-)


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