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Dick Durbin
 
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"Mark Hopkins" wrote in message ...
Has anyone seen a good DIY plan for a pecan cracker?


Pecan cracker? PECAN cracker??? We don't need no steenkin' pecan
cracker. We Florida crackers just squeeze one pecan (pronounced pee'
kan) against the other. This is our favorite method when we ride our
bicycles up to Climax (just imagine the jokes, folks) Georgia and take
a rest under the pecan trees by the gazebo.

Dick Durbin
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