"Mike Clarke" wrote in message
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Dave Liquorice wrote:

But presumably is flat rate fee so the simple minded can measure the
wall and work out the cost based on £39/m^2. Oh hang on, problem with
that, the simple minded would have trouple with the maths.

Like the customer I saw who showed an assistant a measuring tape he was
looking at and asked which numbers were centimetres and which were inches.

Or the "Apprentice" candidate who measured in inches and then asked for that
size in cm

tim