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Default Warped French Door

Ultraglide wrote:
I have a single French door between my kitchen and dining room. Over
the years, it has become warped. (It will still close) Is there any
way to straighten it out, or should I install a new one.


Most French things are naturally warped. For example, here's a story about a
Frenchman and his dog.

Not just ANY Frenchman either.

"Former French president Jacques Chirac was rushed to hospital after being
mauled by his own 'clinically depressed' pet dog."

The dog, named "Sumo," was being treated with anti-depressants and group
therapy.

Chirac is expected to survive.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worl....html?ITO=1490