Andy Dingley wrote:

There's a guy near my parents (West Lancs) who (like everyone around
there) has lots of glasshouses. In the Xmas runup, and to provide a
burglar alarm for the glasshouses, he keeps geese outside around them.
His fence has fluorescent tubes hung off it, which manage to flash
quite impressively. I've no idea what he drives the fence with, but

He could attach a flashing neon to each goose, and hold a
Christmas rave...

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jc

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